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homiesexual

Homiesexual. Can be taken two ways.

1. Doing affectionate things for the boys in a non-homosexual way. This is why people say no homo.

2. A thot that claims she’s one of the bros but only says that so people don’t know she’s tryna fuck them.
1. person one: bruh that’s gay

person two: nahhh i’m just homiesexual

2. person one: dude that chick is such a thot!! she tried to get with 5/6 of her “bros”

person two: yeah man she a homiesexual bitch!
homiesexual by brofuckingimagine December 18, 2019

Homiesexual

When you’re gay for your homies, but you’re straight/bi/gay whatever; for anyone else.
Johnny has been spending a lot of time with his homies, do you think he’s Homiesexual?”

Homiesexual

Typically refers to a straight guy who is very affectionate to his same sex friends, or is willing to do sexual favours for them.
1: are you and john a couple? you two act pretty gay together
2: nah we're just homiesexual
Homiesexual by scgb.23 May 25, 2020

Homiesexual

Not gay but you would suck a homies dick.
Guy1. Yo dawg can I suck on your meat.
Guy2. Yeah your my homie, shouldn't even have to ask.
Guy1. Thanks, Damn!
Guy2. What?
Guy1. Your dick is bigger than last time.
Guy2. Yeah, I know, I drank a lot of apple juice, it helps and can make your penis bigger.
Guy1. Wow seems like it helped quite a bit.

Guy2. Yeah, Imma be honest you lookin phat as hell today damn u thick.(proceeds to spank Guy1.)
Guy1. Thanks them squats do be making my ass phat.
Guy2. I love being homiesexual.
Homiesexual by kevklapp July 22, 2020

Homiesexual

DUDE! IM HOMIESEXUAL FOR JACOB!
Homiesexual by ChreeIsGay October 8, 2020

Homiesexual

Homiesexuality, is a sexuality where two or more homies love each other, and may engage in sexual/affectionate activities with one another. When one is homiesexual, and engages in sexual/affectionate activities with another homie it will not be considered a act of homosexuality.
Homie1 "Hey bro wanna kiss and cuddle?"

Homie2 "I mean i would, but ain't that homo?"

Homie1 "Na bro im homiesexual."

Homie2 "oh, then in that case hell ya."
Homiesexual by Nightmare230044 September 16, 2020