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Hit the Faucet

When you are in a state that is characterized by alcohol intoxication, "hitting the faucet" means to go to the nearest bathroom, turn the faucet on high, put one's mouth directly underneath, and drink until one can't drink anymore. This action is performed in an effort to curb the side effects of a hangover. One engages in this act instead of drinking out of a cup because, simply, there is no cup big enough for the amount of water one needs to drink when they're this drunk.
Tyler: Dude, I just drank beer number 12 and I have a lab at 8 a.m. tomorrow.

Robert: Just hit the faucet, you'll be good.
by The faucet hitter May 29, 2010
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Hit the john

by Jake Olson March 24, 2016
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Hit me in the curry and call me masala

This is a word that makes no sense. It is how Asian people confuse their enemies in a fight. E.g. Hey you, don't punch me in the face. Just Hit me in the curry and call me masala. Whilst their enemy is confused the Asian makes a run for it. This is a funny and confusing phrase because it makes no sense.
E.g. Bro allow me, just Hit me in the curry and call me masala.
by Mr AsianMan July 26, 2018
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Hit Feet

To "get the fuck", to run away from someone or something in a fast motion. To run Fast as hell.
"The boys (police) came outta nowhere so tashauna & myronda hit feet so they wouldnt catch a charge"
by @sam_soready September 15, 2011
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Hit No Kit

A problem that you can't fix, and you will never be able to fix.
Dude i just ran out of gas" said Travis. Mavis replied "hit no kit bro
by Mikey DaVillan January 1, 2011
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hit the whip

To fully extend your arm and quickly turn it over out in front of your body with a closed fist. One of the saddest but most popular dance moves of our generation.
When I heard the bass drop coming I immediately knew I had to hit the whip.
by Wowzers In My Trousers July 7, 2018
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Hit the Jig

When you dance so hard you just be hitting that Jig.
In Bitmoji Party, he really hit the jig.
by lighteninkmkqeen June 10, 2020
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