the guinness skid mark on the underpants of society

Expression used to describe someone who is completely useless and black.

Jermaine Defoe is "the guinness skid mark on the underpants of society"

by Elburno March 2, 2008

Guiness pipe

To fuck someone up the ass.

I rid that doll up the guiness pipe.

by Dwain Xain Zedong July 19, 2009

Guiness Vouchers

The Irish equivalent of money. Barter in exchange for Guiness, AKA money paid at a Bar

Jim, I got my 300 Guiness Vouchers bonus last week

by davewebsmith November 2, 2010

guiness

Guiness is nector for hippies.

Hey bro, wanna go puff some nugs and drink some Guiness?

by Leandro October 25, 2004

Pint O' Guinness

Guinness - A great beer according to the strait community, slang term amoung homesexuals for sperm.

Pint O' Guinness - Term used by homesexuals for guzzling sperm.

He drank my entire Pint O' Guinness

by Aberaham Lasternal October 28, 2004

Guinnesscide

1) Drinking nothing but Guinness all night, nearly resulting in your death due to the nitrogen shits the next day.

2) drinking all the irish beer in a single bar

3) Consuming five or more Irish Car Bombs, in a single sitting.

Rost: Dude, you just destroyed the bathroom!
Rhett: Yeah, I committed Guinnesscide last night. Sorry

Bailey: Barkeep, I'll have a Smithwicks.
Barkeep: Sorry, but a bunch of kids came in here and committed Guinnesscide. But we have Bluemoon.
Bailey: Fuck Bluemoon

Rhett: When did Drew get so drunk?
Rost: He committed Guinnesscide a while ago.
Rhett: But he's drinking dirty Shirley Temples?
Rost: Yeah, but he had like ten Irish Car Bombs earlier.

by rhettku March 14, 2011

guinness buttplug

The thick, tarry, difficult to excrete stool that you try to push out the morning after a night on the Guinness.

Fucking hell, that Guinness buttplug just pushed one of my piles out!

by Fishfishfishhh November 11, 2018