Administrator on mapMonkeys, a glitching community with 49,653 members. He's a total badass, and keeps the forums clean. He probably met Chuck Norris once or twice.
Member on mM: Hey who wants to talk about Call of Duty in this Halo thread?
Guardian: Hell no! LOCKED.
Rezzzo (other admin): But I wanted to lock it!
Guardian: Hell no! LOCKED.
Rezzzo (other admin): But I wanted to lock it!
by justintime911 December 5, 2009
Get the Guardian mug.In the hallowed and ancient game of Starcraft, a powerful zerg air unit. Capable of reigning mass destruction from afar, a swarm of guardians were oft the demise of a defenseless n00b. However, guardians are incapable of attacking other air units, and are weak in that sense.
Guardians are affectionately known as "crabs" by more experienced players, because their sprite resembles greatly a crab.
Guardians are affectionately known as "crabs" by more experienced players, because their sprite resembles greatly a crab.
the(42)answer:w00t! Crabs on the way!
IrTeHlEeT: wtf are crabs?
the(42)answer: guardians, biatch.
IrTeHlEeT: fuck.
the(42)answer: yeah you're screwed.
Player 2 has been eliminated.
IrTeHlEeT: wtf are crabs?
the(42)answer: guardians, biatch.
IrTeHlEeT: fuck.
the(42)answer: yeah you're screwed.
Player 2 has been eliminated.
by tridelvior October 2, 2004
Get the Guardian mug.1. To stand in the way and wave arms frantically, like blocking a shot in basketball or soccer, usually without moving from the target area.
2. To keep others from getting a chance at something.
3. To try to hide something by putting your hands in front of it to keep it from being taken or viewed.
2. To keep others from getting a chance at something.
3. To try to hide something by putting your hands in front of it to keep it from being taken or viewed.
1. Buckwheat was penalized for once again monkey guarding the net.
2. Fat Frieda didn't let any of the other postal workers talk to her boss for fear they'd get her fired or promoted past her. Her co-workers knew she was monkey guarding the boss and got around her, getting her fired anyway.
3. Janette monkey guarded her coffee cup because she knew if Jack could get to it she wouldn't taste coffee the next time she drank it.
2. Fat Frieda didn't let any of the other postal workers talk to her boss for fear they'd get her fired or promoted past her. Her co-workers knew she was monkey guarding the boss and got around her, getting her fired anyway.
3. Janette monkey guarded her coffee cup because she knew if Jack could get to it she wouldn't taste coffee the next time she drank it.
by HurtMyDog IKillYourCat November 6, 2010
Get the monkey guarding mug.When Guardian Angels have been taken over by floating triangles, in which only spiritual people can see.
They come in transparent, glowing colours of blue and green. They contain faces and angel wings, and their role is that of a normal guardian angel...except they're triangles.
They come in transparent, glowing colours of blue and green. They contain faces and angel wings, and their role is that of a normal guardian angel...except they're triangles.
Spiritual child: "May your Guardian Triangle watch over you."
Pedestrian: "So my guardian angel is a triangle now?"
Pedestrian: "So my guardian angel is a triangle now?"
by gods_secretary June 24, 2011
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Get the guardian stranger mug.The act of doing a guardian door in Daemonheim in RuneScape.
Can be abbreviated as "g-ding".
Commonly just referred to as just 'doing a guardian door', but professional dungeoneerers use this term instead to save time when typing.
Can be abbreviated as "g-ding".
Commonly just referred to as just 'doing a guardian door', but professional dungeoneerers use this term instead to save time when typing.
by Duf May 7, 2013
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