The act of shoving a golf club inside your partners rear end. The receiver (male) gets a hard on, causing his penis to look like the trunk of an Ivorian elephant.
by Matic123 December 27, 2022
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Get the Fixin' to meet the golf club mug.by Biafra J July 11, 2004
Get the A face like a half-chewed golf ball. mug.1. Her pussy's so wide its like a golf pencil in a mine shaft
2. It was so small it was like a golf pencil, I couldn't even feel it!
2. It was so small it was like a golf pencil, I couldn't even feel it!
by Andy Lamberson October 12, 2005
Get the Golf Pencil mug.a gelatinous concentration of built up man mucus, usually expelled upon faces. The man suffering from this build up within his sack (also known as the groller) will actively seek a recipient depending on their orientation (also known as the grollee)
by grollyrocket January 21, 2015
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Get the golf mug.A fucked up game, designed by assholes to make schmucks get mad as hell and break their clubs and curse loudly. The only redeeming quality of the game of golf is that it provides a good excuse to ride around in a golf cart in beautiful places, wear funny shoes, smoke cigars, and consume large quantities of alcohol.
I played golf last week; I lost 25 balls, broke 6 clubs, and got kicked off the course, but not before I enjoyed a nice Honduran cigar and drank 17 Yuenglings.
I played golf last week; I lost 25 balls, broke 6 clubs, and got kicked off the course, but not before I enjoyed a nice Honduran cigar and drank 17 Yuenglings.
by august22 December 11, 2016
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