Growing up

When a person learns to stop

Playing videogames (especially with Nintendo)
Being a follower (get a unique persona)
Wasting their time on Facebook (Facebook is boring, you no life)
Acting ghetto (includes dressing ghetto and speaking ghetto)
Saying words like "dude", "nigga", "noob", etc. (believe me most people I know who use these words are unsuccessful in life)
Making their parents mad (learn to respect your parents)
Being a fucking asshole (stop making people upset)
Fantasizing about their relatives (you know you thought dirty about a relative, stop lying)
Being patriotic (if you think this country is the best in the world, you probably never traveled to other countries)
Eating kiddie food (ravioli,grilled cheese with American cheese,etc. )
Waking up late (the more early you show up, the more money you earn)
Sharing things like clothes, shoes, cosmetics, etc. brothers/sisters (buy your own shit)
Using a cheap phone (get a fucking smartphone/android)
Caring about gossip (shut the fuck up and mind your own buisness)
Talkin lik dis(are you retarded or something?)
Dressing like a fruitcake (fucking weird)
Eating fast food (you know the people who like McDonalds right?)
Stop being one of the "popular" kids (most "popular" kids usually end up being losers)
Being lazy (self explanatory)
Getting acne breakouts (get Proactiv already)
Taking a bath (only take baths when you´re with someone else)
Being a pussy (get some confidence)
etc.

Bob: What the fuck happened to J? He doesn´t want to play videogames anymore!

Mr. Mann(teacher): He´s growing up. I could see him getting a mansion, beautiful wife, being successful for the rest of his life, and passing it down to his kids. You should look up to him.

Bob: Cool story bro, I´ll ask him on Facebook

Mr.Mann: He told me he deleted his Facebook

Bob: Shit he did! I guess he IS growing up...

by I´mYoGrandpaSoListenUp May 12, 2012

growing nuts

When you are about to become insane.

Man 1 "Help me, im growing nuts"
Man 2 "No! I won't allow you to become insane"

by KKSS231 April 18, 2016

malibooby groping

when you threaten to grab their booby but then grab both knee caps and squeeze very tightly and rough and scream "I'VE GOT YOUR MALIBOOBIES!" and then laugh until you end up grabbing the actual boobs because you became friends with bennifits. Rory is the intelligent person that eats Chinese and everyone's maliboobies, he created this and Jaron and Hayley were there to witness it for the first time

some guy name rory: i'm gonna grab your boobies!
some random chick or man (we don't judge) "NOOOOO"
rory: "HAHA I have your MAIIBOOBIES!"
malibooby groping

by billy Annon April 24, 2019

That's Groping

Something that's not to your liking.

"We didn't catch one fish all night, That's Groping."

My friend and I were running late for a concert and he said, "That's Groping."

by Fisherman Dave April 18, 2019

Growing Pains

When your testicles become too big for your scrotum. This results in extreme pain.

Growing pains suck worse than getting paid to scratch a monkey's balls!

by Jack N. Eoff September 29, 2008

growing boner

adverb; when a boner (usually attained at night when you're about to sleep) feels as if its growing and gives a sort of pain. It doesn't help to masturbate, takes about 5 minutes to wear off. Not to be mistaken for sickle cell disease.

Ho:Wth is that?
You:Oh shit *pain* its a growing boner, get me some ice.

by DaBoneDoctor March 28, 2010

Credit Groping

Intense demands for verification, personal identification and account numbers when applying for any kind of credit.

Mark felt violated at the sales clerk's Credit Groping when he went to open a new cellphone account; the guy wanted a credit card number, social security number AND his drivers license number.

Mark felt like telling the guy, Don't touch my junk.

by akcapurb November 27, 2010