Griffin'

Griffen(verb)- To lie to the point where every word you say is hard to believe.

Synonyms: Cappin, frontin, lying

Griff: "Yo I just did Perks with Fanning"
Rest of Group: "Yo quit Griffin' bro."

Griff: "Nahhh, I did bro."
Rest of Group: "Dude we fucking know you are Griffin'."

by #StopGriffin October 20, 2019

Griffining

the seemingly endless posting of political, right wing views on Facebook in an effort to influence peoples votes.

" Can't wait for this election to be over. That dudes been Griffining for a year. Does he think we are all idiots? "

by fedup2012 October 25, 2012

griffin

to refuse to move, especially in the face of fierce opposition

I told Jeff that I wasn't going to give him a ride home no matter what but he simply plopped himself in the passenger seat and decided to griffin until I took him home.

by ledzeppelinkicksass1 September 9, 2010

Griffining

The act of or the act of trying to have sex while watching The Family Guy

I was Griffining this broad last night and before i knew it "Good For You"

by knickntio July 10, 2009

Griffined

a term for getting jizzed on, or getting screwed, in a way that sounds appropriate so you can say it anywhere.

Your girlfriend is sucking that guy's dick over there, you just got Griffined!

by Peter Griffin May 13, 2005

griffin

the biggest ass hole in the world. he is a fucking player. woman beater, child molestor, heartbreaker.

griffin

by softballhottie April 4, 2009

Griffin'

Main Entry: griffin' \ˈgri-fen\
Variants: griffing

Function: Verb
Etymology: Urban English
Date: 20th/21st century

1: Blurting random nonsense i.e. Peter Griffin
2: Making a ridiculously irrelevant yet funny comment

(Gazing at the computer screen in his office)
VK: I just got nerf batted
OO: Stop griffin' brah

(Peter Griffin just having found out his son Chris is in love with his teacher Mrs. Lockheart)
Peter: Whooaa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Lois, this is not my Batman Glass.

by HypA January 12, 2008