Nose-Mouth Gouch

The area between the upper lip and the nose. Because it really didn't have a name.

Where do you grow a mustache?
On the nose-mouth gouch, that's where.

by Gouchy Goo December 7, 2010

Gouche

Person born a Male that has decided to maim their dick and nuts into, what most would consider abominable, a vagina is a Gouche. G-ÕO-CHe

Guy 1: Oh man did you see that fucking Gouche try to make its way into the female restroom.

Girl 1: Yah wtf, it's about time they had separate Gouche facilities for those fucking Gouche's

Girl 2: Far away from children!

by Icedrop303 November 29, 2021

Gouch

Alternative to 'nodding' or 'goofing' out when one is under the influence of strong opiates, generally termed when one has just hit the vein and injected heroin...

Fuck me Damo is Jay just gouching or has the silly cunt gone over again?!

by RobDog69 May 19, 2021

Gouche

A term created by Evale Dickson and popularised in her Jamaican School, meaning the something is good, okay ot not that deep.

Peter: I missed the deadline for the math test.
Lisa: It's all gouche. Your teacher will definitely reopen it.

by betabitxh October 27, 2021

Gouche

A boy/girl that you like and they like you back but you haven’t started dating yet. Non official relationship with no kissing/ sexual feelings. More than a friend but less than a boy/girl friend.

I’m going to the movies with my gouche, Jake, tonight.

by Stace11 January 28, 2018

Gouched

The stage that comes before being catastrophically drunk.

"How are you feeling?"

"Momentarily, I am gouched.... well on route to being ballbagged."

by joshnghocki July 26, 2017

Gouche

an alternative for the word "Gucci" if you're feeling edgy and don't want to be mainstream but still convey the message that you're good, chill, coolin, and/or pimpin.

Yea I followed that person on instagram before they were famous but its all gouche.

by pintobean447 January 21, 2018