Nose-Mouth Gouch

The area between the upper lip and the nose. Because it really didn't have a name.

Where do you grow a mustache?
On the nose-mouth gouch, that's where.

by Gouchy Goo December 7, 2010

Gouche

Person born a Male that has decided to maim their dick and nuts into, what most would consider abominable, a vagina is a Gouche. G-ÕO-CHe

Guy 1: Oh man did you see that fucking Gouche try to make its way into the female restroom.

Girl 1: Yah wtf, it's about time they had separate Gouche facilities for those fucking Gouche's

Girl 2: Far away from children!

by Icedrop303 November 29, 2021

gouch ferret

this word is synonymous with taint weasel, regarding a person who enjoys exploring the nether region we call taint.

So and so is such a gouch ferret, I can barely keep her head out of my crotch long enough to have legitimate sex!

by Nik Danger April 11, 2010

Gouch

Alternative to 'nodding' or 'goofing' out when one is under the influence of strong opiates, generally termed when one has just hit the vein and injected heroin...

Fuck me Damo is Jay just gouching or has the silly cunt gone over again?!

by RobDog69 May 19, 2021

Gouche pickle

A Gouche Pickle is ur penis and the bit between ur anus. lol

Gouche pickle

by Doctor D I Brown September 10, 2011

Gouche

an alternative for the word "Gucci" if you're feeling edgy and don't want to be mainstream but still convey the message that you're good, chill, coolin, and/or pimpin.

Yea I followed that person on instagram before they were famous but its all gouche.

by pintobean447 January 21, 2018

Gouched

The stage that comes before being catastrophically drunk.

"How are you feeling?"

"Momentarily, I am gouched.... well on route to being ballbagged."

by joshnghocki July 26, 2017