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GOOGENHIMER SHNITZEL

where you insert the penis in to the vagina,then you eat out you partner with 7 other female specimens. whilst fucking your mom.then you eat out your dog or suck his cock.go doggy syle with your dad or brother, then outside take a HUGE shit. then throw it at your neighbors, in a used condom, while they are going at it.
it's really satisfying.
GIVES LARGE BONERS.
your mom gave a great GOOGENHIMER SHNITZEL last night.
by siabcusa. February 23, 2008
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Googin

A stout young animal, usually of Irish or Italian descent. A Googins diet primarily consists of inexpensive strong beer, burritos, and occasionally - if the mood strikes - Red Lobster.

A Googin will protect it's face with a beard unless it meets a female (see: Gleegan - a veterinarian or a scholar), in which case it will promptly stumble home and shave. Sideburns not included.

You'll often find a Googin "working" in it's toy-filled room, or hoarding James Ready 5.5 in the basements of select Stoney Creek dive bars. You may also find a Googin sitting shotgun in your vehicle, but treasure this opportunity as he will hastily be fast asleep.

A Googin also possess' limited speech. You will often hear a Googin muttering the following sounds:

- Hudgity
- Tiddly
- Shawarma Shawarma Shawarma
- Take a toke
- Eat shit and choke
- Touch base
- Reach out
- Bub
- Bubs
- Chrons
- Chroners
- Dece
"Hudgity, hudgity, hudgity I'm only going out if I can eat me some damn Red Lobster and drink me some fucking 50"

Q: Hey Uncle Parp, want to hang out?
A: Nah. I just pissed my boxers and it got on my signed Hilary Duff picture. Plus, I'm busy organizing my Polly Pockets, bubs.

*Insert friend to friend email*
Reply: Why thank you for reaching out, sir. I appreciate your concern, and value your time. I will touch base with my colleagues. Regards - Googin
by Jergs November 16, 2010
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googin poof

(Goo gin poof)

verb: 1) a dance preformed with random steps and movement due to overwhelming happiness

2) State of confusion

3) fit of laughter lasting more then 30 seconds

Noun: A overly happy person

can have prefexes such as:

-en as in Googin poofen

-ed as in googin poofed

-ing googin poofing
Verb 1:

I googin poofed when I found that rare comic i was looking for on amazon.com.

I will googin poof if I find that she really likes me.

verb 2:

I was struck googin poofen when i found out i failed the test and didn't know why.

Verb 3:

The cartoon Ed, edd, and Eddy always made me googin poof.

Noun:

I am so googin poof i might sing!
by theothermaninthebox January 22, 2011
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Goodened

The act of punching someone in the face who sorely deserves it.
The manager nagged and nagged his employee until he had had enough, so he Goodened him. The rest of the employees rejoiced.
by Garf144 June 22, 2020
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Googer Kid

The worst person you would ever meet on urban dictionary, he literally has more dislikes than likes on almost every definition that gets posted.
Googer Kid: wow imfakestation is actually good

KristopherJW: are you stupid
Googer Kid: SHUT UP NIGGA
KristopherJW: no u
DJ Cook: he's right you know, I literally just made a video on imfakestation.
by KristopherJW September 5, 2022
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David Goodenough

This is a character from the french youtube channel Joueur Du Grenier. He is depicted as a man who passes everything off as "good enough" with a shrug.

One use it to personify excessive tendency to put things into perspective (sometimes in a ridiculous or careless way).
Also used for burlesque black humor when one is pointing out good things in dramatic situations.
*Listens to the last Justin Bieber album*
David Goodenough: It's not that bad, he looks good on the album cover !

*A wild fire is burning a forest*
David Goodenough: It doesn't seem THAT dangerous, and it will warm the animals up !
by Yuni Tsukiyama January 13, 2021
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gorgen

the act of lowering sexual standards due to the presence of a living organism, usually a fat female, although pulling a gorgen does not necesarilly limit one to the opposite sex.
Man did u see when matt pulled a gorgen and fucked Floudner that 300 pound chick?
by masthere June 2, 2007
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