Googs

-Proper Noun

The birth defect/deformity that creates either over-sized eyeballs or under-sized eye sockets.

With no current options for surgery to correct this unfortunate condition, all the subject can do is try to make their hideously bulbous eyes appear less offensive to the general public.

Remedies include growing a long fringe, wearing big sunglasses, sporting a large beard, and simply trying to stay away from situations that attract attention to the 'googlie' area.

"Why don't you wear your aviators any more, Andrew?"
"They keep falling of on account of my Googs."
"Bah-hah! Googs!"

by Gasch Harbl October 6, 2007

Great Googamooga

Good Lord!

Oh, Great Googamooga, can't you hear me talkin' to you?

by Snobby Robby September 26, 2003

Googan

An Internet term for lowlife webmaster who posts ads and web pages typically with no meaningful content, no regard for adwords copywriting, or consideration for other people, especially those who click on promising-looking links.

"I couldn't find any argyle socks yesterday, the search results were totally full of spam web pages hogging up the place, dropping spyware and Googans snagging people with pop-up ads."

by Perry Marshall February 3, 2009

googaplex

a shopping complex, or mall that is gargantuan
like anything you can buy is in that one place.

the new mall just opened and it is like 10 square kilometers! its a fucking googaplex you can get anything there.

by thegreatestshowbagonearthsux March 13, 2008

googaler

Taylor Ewi*'s addmas apple.

"I poked your googalar, ownt"

"NOoo!"

by Matt W - Fucktard Poser August 17, 2003

googalicious

someone worthy to be googled

that man was googalicious

by Nadpeg January 4, 2007

smoogaly googaly

who you think is the coolest person in the world

or ones girlfriend

she is my smoogaly googaly

by mike chemerka July 4, 2006