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Man 1 "man this girl let me do some gobbledydook on her and it was crazy, dude!"

Man 2 "fuck that shit man that is gross asf bro"

Man 1 "fuck you jigga at least i got that good gobbledydook."
by il nut eggs out February 27, 2023
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Gobbledygook

Gobbledygook is a term for language or writing that is utterly confusing and unintelligible. It's like a linguistic maze where words and jargon tangle themselves into a web of confusion, leaving you scratching your head and wondering what on earth is being said. It's as if someone decided to throw a dictionary into a blender and pour out the result.
Usage Example 1: "The contract was filled with so much gobbledygook that even seasoned lawyers couldn't decipher it."

Usage Example 2: "During the lecture on quantum physics, I felt like I was drowning in a sea of gobbledygook, with words like 'quantum entanglement' and 'wave-particle duality' flying over my head."
by dgassadf October 11, 2023
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eye-googled

When someone who is interested in you, looks you up and down like they're trying to obtain your entire 'wiki' from your display page (checking you out.). Can also be written as iGoogled
"Beth, that guy behind you just totally eye-googled you."
by BosleeLA January 1, 2014
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out googled

When in conversation an individual brandishes their smartphone to access Google to "correctly" answer any trivia question or to settle an argument. This can also take place in the workplace during a customer/associate interaction, when the customer accesses Google to quickly ascertain the answer to their product question.
Customer: Do you know the drought tolerance for this plant?
Sales Associate: Yes, it requires full sun, and once established----
Customer interrupting with smartphone in hand: ---oh, I see, and deep water once a week, for ten minutes while planting in a pumice and sand rich soil to promote drainage of the roots.
Sales Associate: Damn...I was just "out Googled" again!

Gina: Bill, how many ostrich eggs do you need for a standard 4 egg omelet?
Bill: Well, Gina, in my experience it usually takes----
Gina, interrupting Bill with smartphone in hand: ---oh Bill, here it is, on Google....one ostrich egg is equal to a three egg regular omelet. Thanks!
by GeoYota July 5, 2015
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chicken crimpy gobbledok

A man who tends to eat an entire packet of Chicken Crimpys by himself.
Oh look at griffin over there, he’s being a Chicken Crimpy Gobbledok, the fiend.
by Deimosxdd August 7, 2021
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goo goobler

Noun. One who loves to eat, swallow or guzzle loads of semen.
by faceman August 27, 2002
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Googledolia

A psychological phenomenon wherein an unremarkable feature or artifact in a Google Earth image is perceived as significant.
Guy #1: I just found the Loch Ness monster on Google Earth!
Guy #2: No that's just Googledolia, it's actually a boat.
by Avarcirwen September 7, 2009
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