by blue bakugan August 13, 2021
Get the Gonk mug.An unintelligent and sometimes inbred person who lives in a small rural town in States like Pennsylvania. Gonks typically talk in a manner that is a cross between mumbling and gibberish. When speaking they usually look at the ground and their body language is one of annoyance. Gonks love NASCAR, macro lagers, the discount bin at Walmart, and Kid Rock. They enjoy wearing fleecy pajamas to almost any occasion and their dress attire usually consists of some type of Mossy Oak formal wear. Hygiene and tooth care is usually considered optional, education is considered suspect, and anyone not from the town they grew up in are considered outsiders and will be deemed lesser. Gonks are usually very useful when it comes to manual labor type tasks and excel in this type of employment.
Ronnie: Hey Jeffy, you wanna go to Walmart tonight? I need underware, my last pair had a blowout.
Jeffy: No way Ronnie, it's Friday night and all the gonks will be out in their fleece pajamas buying Power Bait and searching the discount bin for Kid Rock CDs.
Jeffy: No way Ronnie, it's Friday night and all the gonks will be out in their fleece pajamas buying Power Bait and searching the discount bin for Kid Rock CDs.
by Shonky R August 8, 2025
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Get the Gonk mug.Gonked; The formal way to combined the words “gone” and “fucked”. Typically associated with drug use and-or a response to humor.
Singer-songwriter “Jack Montreal” used this unique word as a way to shorten the use of syllables in his song.
Instead of saying “I’m gone and fucked”, he shortened the use of syllables by saying; “I’m gonked as fuck” to give an even more detailed explanation for how intoxicated he was.
Singer-songwriter “Jack Montreal” used this unique word as a way to shorten the use of syllables in his song.
Instead of saying “I’m gone and fucked”, he shortened the use of syllables by saying; “I’m gonked as fuck” to give an even more detailed explanation for how intoxicated he was.
Formal use: “I can’t make it to your party because I am too gonked to drive.”
Informal use: “I’m gonked as fuck”
Interrogative use: “How gonked are you right now?”
Informal use: “I’m gonked as fuck”
Interrogative use: “How gonked are you right now?”
by totallynitjackmontreal June 4, 2023
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by ray gonk quall March 13, 2023
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1. to sleep/to attempt to sleep
2. to log off (of the computer) for the night
Can be used as an exclamation with "good" placed before it.
1. to sleep/to attempt to sleep
2. to log off (of the computer) for the night
Can be used as an exclamation with "good" placed before it.
by SinkCat August 14, 2024
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