When your penis shrinks without your realizing, you sit down to go to the bathroom, and you end up peeing over the edge of the toilet onto the floor and possibly onto your pants
by Lilbigs September 17, 2023

When you take a shower in rusty water because your water softener isn't softening hard water correctly, either due to inappropriate maintenance schedules. Hard water is generally well-water from an aquifer with a high sediment and mineral content, such as rust.
I've been feeling pretty terrible lately due to my golden showers I've been taking. This water has really been hard on my hair.
by real_golden_showers March 11, 2023

The 20 brass casings that drop to the ground after firing an entire 20-round magazine of a fully-automatic VZ-61 Škorpion submachine gun. The approximately 900 rounds per minute fire rate allows the magazine to be emptied well before the first casing hits the ground, meaning you can hear the entire Czech Golden Shower.
"You will finish the entire mag a good half second before the first piece of brass hits the ground, which gives it a very unique sound. It's like the 'Czech Golden Shower'." - Brandon Herrera
by h529 November 17, 2022

by HoneyBadgerDG1F November 17, 2022

by joshua Smurkens December 24, 2020

Golden lightning shower: the act of urinating on someone while simultaneously zapping them with a taser.
by Irishbackrub June 12, 2018

The act of peeing in your lovers butt, then laying on the bed while they stand over you and spray your piss all over your face! It's the Unlimate Golden shower!
by Mr. DIRTY MURK April 2, 2019
