Gooch Shrooms

A mushroom like fungus that grows on a mans gooch after he has put aside his hygiene for a period of time.

Mannn that bum over there smells like he's been growin a farm full of Gooch Shrooms.

by AM-Unit December 1, 2009

Gonch Rocket

Erect penis contained by your underwear or gonch.

At the strip club, the other night, I had trouble concealing my gonch rocket.

by shirtzooka March 31, 2010

Goochebag

A person who, instead of helping when someone asks them for genuine help, sends passive-aggressive links to Google, YouTube, or other sites, especially Let Me Google That For You (lmgtfy). In particular, a Goochebag overuses the techniques of teaching people when they should just learn how to use the internet, and applies them to situations where a person is legitimately asking for their help, not merely asking the answer to a trivial question. This form of antisocial response to requests for real-world aid is endemic to internet culture, especially among digital natives.

I asked my electrician buddy Aiden to help me rewire my dryer, but he’s such a Goochebag he sent me a link to YouTube video instead, like I’d asked him how to make scrambled eggs.

by stsully November 24, 2019

Goochcandle

A waxy build up of smegma that forms between the anus and the scrotum, on the gooch. Left uncleaned it can grow in size and is said to resemble a melted candle - some say that it is the prominant smell/heat of the smegma that associates it with a candle.

Dude, after Burning Man i had the biggest goochcandle .... it took 3 hours to clean, i was nearly sick.

Fuck .... it smells like a goochcandle in here.

A towel floss a day keeps a goochcandle away.

by CheazyE June 2, 2021

Gooch

Goochie

Ugly poosay goochie type persona vibe

by Swagballs420 September 27, 2021

Gooch Stain

After finishing cardio at the gym and moving to weights, the Gooch Stain is what remains on the seats of gym equipment after you complete your sets. The gooch is where the sweat from your back and front collect during rigorous exercise. The Gooch Stain can be likened to the Snail Trail, albeit in a non-sexual way.

Jeff: "Alright, dude, I'm done with my sets. Your turn."

Royce: (disgusted) "Um, yeah ... would ya mind wiping off the seat there, fatty? Your gooch stain is making me want to ralph.

by 2smokingbarrels December 9, 2008

Gooch

The secretive, and mostly unknown, area between a man's scrotum and asshole. This area will usually get sweaty when wearing cotton underwear.

"Yo my gooch was gettin' sweaty as FUCK during my cardio workout sesh."

by Daddy's Gooch is so Yummy June 21, 2016