Geasteki

A title for someone with two left hands.

Spongebob is so uncoordinated! He's pretty much Geasteki.

by Guzguz March 5, 2009

goatsed

To be inadvertantly sent to Goatse.cx or another site, such as Tubgirl.com or Bakla.net, under the pretense of the site being an enjoyable experience or providing free CDs.

"So did you find free porn on shitxxx?" "No, turns out I'd been goatsed."

by Kevin August 4, 2003

my goatse brings all the boys to the yard

The power that a man with a large gaping asshole wields over those who lack this libido-stimulating rectal virtue. See goatse for details.

mortal: Wow! - your asshole is inflamed, gaping, and smells similar to a mixture of stagnant bloody stool and rotting fishheads. Can I touch?

goatse man: Tremble before me and worship, ye mortals. Lo! - my asshole shall enslave thee and thy brethren.

by boburt March 29, 2004

goatse

verb: to mislead someone into seeing an image that is wholly unexpected and either offensive or nauseating, preferably both.

noun: anything that goatses someone.

origin: the website goatse.cx, which was itself a play on the words "goat sex," whose home page photo featured, well, you don't wanna know.

1: That tinyurl link he sent was goatse - it goes to some fetish site.

2: Dude, if you goatse me one more time I'm seriously gonna home row you.

by soybomb May 13, 2005

goatsecx

gaping man ass

"i love goatsecx."

by Richard Weiner III May 14, 2003

Goatse

noun.
1. Infamous picture of Man with Wide Anus.
2. A prank to pull on people over teh internet
verb.
To fool a person into clicking said picture.
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Goatse is one of the best/worst photos up on the interweb.

by RROMM January 9, 2009

goated

person with lots of goats

goat seller: goats! get your goats for sale!! i have 56 goats and they all need to go!!

goat buyer: wow sir your goated how much for one of your fine goats

by jimmyguy125 January 9, 2021