by angelo and nick August 10, 2006
I told my ex to get herself Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra when she nagged me after the break up for her favorite thong she left at my residence.
by slimmmmemem August 10, 2010
by skelidaddy April 28, 2022
The thing a New Yorker says on the phone when they want to end the conversation, but don’t want to sound rude.
by ItsTheLaw August 19, 2022
Me: I'm going to fuck you up
your gf: oh pls
also me: I'm going to fuck you up
The stupid brad: oh shit
your gf: oh pls
also me: I'm going to fuck you up
The stupid brad: oh shit
by fuckedintheasshole123 October 13, 2020
Oh yes; you definetely need to acquire some of that goodness for yourself.
(Oh my stars) That is just, what you need!
Why, That's right up your alley!
Oh My glory — that sounds (delightfully) just like you.
Yo sucka, I got ta gets me sum o'dat"
(Oh my stars) That is just, what you need!
Why, That's right up your alley!
Oh My glory — that sounds (delightfully) just like you.
Yo sucka, I got ta gets me sum o'dat"
Several lovely African-American girls walking away from an ATM (after an unsucessful visit) spot a rich-looking white boy getting into his BMW (after visiting the ATM). One girl says to the other, "Well, There you go Miss Mama".
by Richie333 March 16, 2007
What a bunch of dumb ass military and military dependapotamuses say to businesses when you don't bend over and give them what they want when they are wrong.
Something that you hear a million times a day if you work in customer service around military people.
Something that you hear a million times a day if you work in customer service around military people.
Upon moving out of your apartment, you get charged to clean it when you move out. (Because you didn't clean it) HOW DARE THEY! Don't they know that you're in the military???? So you march into their office and let them know that they are totally unprofessional, stupid and fat. And you tell them "I'm going to the Garrison and I'm toing to get you blacklisted"
You eat out at a restaurant and they don't offer a military discount. HOW DARE THEY! Don't they know that you're in the military????? So you refuse to pay your bill and instead yell at the busboy (who has absolutely NO say in their policy) "I'm going to get you blacklisted"
You come home from a deployment and purchase a $40,000 vehicle, even though you only make $22,000 per year. You don't make any but the first two payments and the repo man comes to pick up your ride. HOW DARE THEY! Don't they know that you're in the military????? So you threaten the tow truck driver with your Glock and tell him "I'm going to get you blacklisted"
You eat out at a restaurant and they don't offer a military discount. HOW DARE THEY! Don't they know that you're in the military????? So you refuse to pay your bill and instead yell at the busboy (who has absolutely NO say in their policy) "I'm going to get you blacklisted"
You come home from a deployment and purchase a $40,000 vehicle, even though you only make $22,000 per year. You don't make any but the first two payments and the repo man comes to pick up your ride. HOW DARE THEY! Don't they know that you're in the military????? So you threaten the tow truck driver with your Glock and tell him "I'm going to get you blacklisted"
by VIAGRAPEOPLEDIDIT October 02, 2013