Gleason

A person who does either of the following: Uses people for Xbox 360 Achievements; is a fucking social leech/conformist/ass kisser; Claims to like a band, yet only has that one song from Guitar Hero by that band; Lazy (so lazy , they trade crutches for a wheelchair); a poser; and is basically a douche.

"Dude, Joe came over and beat Guitar Hero on medium, and I got a lot of achievements!"

"Tom, you're such a fucking gleason."

by Tronnit December 9, 2007

gleak

When a small amount of saliva comes from the back of the throat and sprays out of the mouth. It is usually unexpected as it generally occurs while speaking or yawning.

I gleaked all over the newspaper I was reading.

by Nukkels May 4, 2004

Gleason

Another word for poop, pooping yourself

Dude did you just take a gleason?

I just gleased myself.

by DUMPeldore January 15, 2009

Glean

To dick slap a girl until she bleeds.

I gleaned her until her heart stopped.

by The Felcher Boys July 24, 2008

gleak

To gleak is to emit a quick spray of spit or spittle from one persons mouth at another person.

I gleaked onto a Jame's face.

by Quikt July 6, 2003

Gleaming the Cube

To fail so badly that there is brilliance in the failure; A phrase coined by Cinema Abattoir bloggers in reference to a 1989 movie starring Christian Slater.

I can't believe how thoroughly this movie is gleaming the cube!

by Amber Hat January 20, 2009

Gleaming

The act of feeding fresh semen to another person, via a cupped hand or splashing motion so as to cover the face and trickle into the mouth, immediately post-ejaculation, to preserve the shiny, 'gleaming' quality of the ejaculate.

Christo: "... so I fed it to her like a bird regurgitating food to a chick... totally gleaming."

by pkmendoza September 10, 2016