glazed longjohn

The act of a man ejaculating onto another man's penis.

Pierre totally gave Chad a glazed longjohn last night!

by danjb July 19, 2010

Titty Glaze

n. the state in which a woman's breasts are coated ("glazed") with male ejaculate.

v. The process of ejaculating on a woman's naked breasts, often followed by distributing the substance evenly over the breasts' surface using various parts of the body.

n. That pornstar had great titty glaze - those things were shining!

v. My girlfriend let me titty glaze her last night!

by IrntClvr December 10, 2010

glazing logs

While jerking off on the toilet while taking a shit; one decides to blow their load down into the shitter on top of their own shit.

Z:"are you going to be long?" Jeff:"Yeah, I'm glazing logs"

by Sonny Zee August 29, 2015

Westside Glaze

When a nigga take his dick and dip that shit in olive oil and smack a bitch aside the head.

Bitch on yo knees' so i can westside glaze you!

by The Westside Glazer March 31, 2009

Ham Glazing

1) Blow job (where the saliva adds wetness to the cock)
2) Fucking (where pussy juice adds wetness to the cock)

Some broads are experts at ham glazing!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

ball glaze

British. Pre-ejaculate; gleet.

Pressed against that schoolgirl's hip on the axle seat of the 57, I'm ashamed to say I involuntarily released a few drops of ball glaze as we passed over that unmade road, Father.

by Lord Grimcock September 13, 2007

Glazed Donut

Term used in pornography and sex to describe when a butthole gets covered in semen.

He pulled out and glazed her donut.

by BShizzle December 2, 2004