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Shit Gamble

When a person has to leave the house at an exact time, or has visitors coming over and they need to shit. They gamble that they'll have enough time to shit.
"Last night we had guests coming over and I decided to shit gamble - It didn't work"
by tantg69 August 31, 2011
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smart gambler

A smart gambler is one who does not go to the ATM at the casino.
This is Shahid's fourth trip to the ATM... He is not a smart gambler.
by JohnnyPunani May 11, 2014
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Dirty Gamble

A "Dirty Gamble" is an instance where a betting or gambling situation is created with set rules. And after the game is created and the bet and/or wager is made, the rules are changed.
Hey I won the 4th quarter on the super bowl squares, where is my money. I'm sorry I told everyone that I could find at work the day before the super bowl that it's final score not 4th quarter. I was not at work that day. That was a dirty gamble.
by DarkLobo February 9, 2017
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Trinity Gamble

by Her boifriend... August 12, 2019
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Glizzy gambler

A person who gambles with the glizzies. Is a glizzy gambler professional
"Damn, he really is a glizzy gambler!"
by Jaxowimi November 5, 2020
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Oliver gamblen

Oliver gamblen is a fat nonce
by anonymous December 9, 2022
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ryan the degen gambler

ryan the degen gambler is the biggest degen
by degenlovr56 December 28, 2021
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