girthquake

what happens when overweight people run or jog to get somewhere quickly

Did you see that obese guy running to catch the bus? Total Girthquake!

by Blackmajik December 9, 2008

Girthquake

Rapid shaking of objects in direct interaction with fatness. Obese people tend to cause this natural disaster by jumping and/or walking. May be known as the rumbling of the ground caused by obese people.

When an obese person jumps and hits the land, the rumble that occurs is known as a Girthquake.

by ChrisRyan January 24, 2009

Girth

The back of your calve. and circumference

Abraham has some quality girth

by TuffNutBenjamin January 22, 2019

Girthy

Being obscenely thick or fat.

"That girl is straight up girthy."

"I would probably enjoy sex with ^Name^ more, but he's just too girthy."

by MSchiffer December 28, 2008

girthquake

1. the reaction you get by inserting your dick into the orifice of your choosing causing an uncontrolled tremor in said partner
2. having sex with a girl that has a seizure upon penetration and tilting her head and riding the aftershocks out keeping in mind to not let her choke on her tounge

1. dude she was fucking tight,i stuck it in and caused a 6.0 girthquake on the richter

2. omfg i stuck my dick in this girl and she had a seizure,so i held on and kept fucking her....i survived the girthquake

by w1thdrawn September 16, 2011

girthday

The day by which you loose ur virginity.

derived from the words girth and birthday...girth being the thinkness of the penis

jordan: happy girthday!
andrew: cheers mate, i cant believe its been 9 years now!!
happy birthday penis

by <<*ROoOo*>> October 9, 2008

girthy

The state of having a huge dick and, as a result, being too good in bed. Groups such as Wrecking Crew were well known for proudly citing their girth. The Texas Rangers have been said to be the girthiest team in the league, which makes sense since everything IS bigger in Texas.

Here, let me prescribe you some girthy girth. Take it twice tonight and don't call me in the morning.

by VarianceParabola August 14, 2010