gerbil setting

its the setting on a vacuum cleaner to correctly suck a gerbil out of someones butt

"Get it out! Find the vacuumand make sure its on the gerbil setting!"

by dan and steph April 16, 2007

Gerbil Smuggler

This term is born out of a practice known as "Gerbil Stuffing" where after proper dilation of the anus (typically through vigorous homosexual activity) one man inserts a cardboard tube into another man's rectum. Once the tube is in place a gerbil (Meriones unguiculatus) is tucked into the tube and plunged deeper with broom handle or an erect penis. The man carrying the gerbil is then a Gerbil Smuggler.

He used to be straight but now he's a total gerbil smuggler.

by Haywood Jablowme April 15, 2005

mr.gerbig

the worst teacher in the world super annoying and always pointing stuff out. and sings happy birthday in the most annoying way, if you have him as your teacher I feel sorry for you.

mr.gerbig "haaapppy biiirthday tooooooo you, haaapppy biiirthday toooooooooooo yooou happppppy biiirthday deeeear whoever, haaapppy biiirthday tooooooo you!!!

by ##schoolhater May 14, 2021

garber

1. To have intercourse in a public place, ex. park, bench, dirt, school hallways, etc.

2. To get with scummy girls

"Wow, he just garber'd her in the park!"

by Embro111 February 4, 2010

gerbil

Small Seizurey Mammal who watches sexual acts of unspeakable horror

That gerbil was all seizurey, & uh stuff

by Gerbtaro April 25, 2003

gerbil

Most amazing cutest animal of them all which must not be used in the art of bum fucking

oh that gerbils so cute

by Charli April 21, 2004

geeben

A nerd or dork. Plays lots of D&D, not much chance of getting laid.

Fuck, Krynauw, shutup 'bout that Maths test, ur such a geeben!

by Xerxes da Phat February 15, 2004