gecko sanctuary

A safe place for your sentient geckos from Zara employees and tech extremists

The gecko sanctuary was bombarded by Khrysos (leader of tech extremists)

by romania becomes independent an July 14, 2023

Gecko

A smol cute thing that mommy loves

"my sweet gecko!"

by The Smol Gecko November 25, 2020

Leopard Gecko

The cutest little lizards ever with their fat tails and cute grinning face.

"Gonna go get a Leopard Gecko'

by RathboneTheGoldHoarder December 23, 2023

Gecko Maria

A villain that gives souls to other objects with a portuguese custard pie and a little mustache on his face.

oh no gecko maria

by sannsan November 21, 2021

Gecko Stecko

The name of a mystical lizard in southern Illinois. Typically found playing Xbox in his room. Or saving people 15% or more on car insurance.

-Have you seen Gecko Stecko lately?
-Nah bro he’s been saving people 15% or more on car insurance.
-Fair.

by Chauy December 11, 2020

Foster Gecko

A Foster Gecko is a person who is unemployed and is chronically online.

This guy is a real foster gecko, hope he leaves his room and turns off his computer one day.

by HuevoEggMexican May 30, 2024

House Gecko

A house gecko is a light-hearted, fun seeking floozy, having sex with one partner with already seeking the next one.

Forget about her, dude. She's fine, but she's a house gecko.

by ShyAaaaaaaaa May 8, 2021