I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men".

It belongs in a museum!

Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".

by QuacksO December 1, 2023

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. December 5, 2025

golden gavel

Model UN slang. At the end of each conference, the nerd dubbed "best delegate" wins the gavel used by the chair. Usually this is given to whoever yells the loudest or kisses the most ass, but there's a special case where the delegate wins the gavel by having sexual intercourse with the committee chair, dubbed a "Golden Gavel". It's only a true Golden Gavel if the relation was between a female chair and male delegate, otherwise it's creepy. Shoutout to my boys who've succeeded in this rare feat.

- "Alex fucked his hot ass chair last night, he's going to get the golden gavel tomorrow"
- "What a fucking legend"

by AntiDefamationLeague August 22, 2019

Gaven

Gaven is a sexy man with gorgeous eyes and wild hair. Shy when it comes to girls but the best boyfriend a girl could have. Gets emotional after a breakup and puts emotions first in a lot of situations.

A gold medal in kissing, Gaven try's to be his best while in a realationship and is kind to his fellow peers. A great runner who has the stupidity to run until about to pass out. Very defensive when negative things are said about his girl. Will stick up for people who are in the lower ranks of popularity if being treated badly and makes sure everyone has a freind.

Samantha - " Oh my god, have you seen that new guy at school?"

Sarah - " Yeah his name is Gaven isn't he so nice, I wish he was my boyfriend ."

by Dhdhhahxjvjdjsv November 6, 2017

gavel

gavel (pronounced gah-vul) ~verb

Judge's hammer. Slang used in same way as 'smashed'.

Owen: Oh, man, I saw you with that hot chick yesterday. Did you bang?
Jason: Bang her? I gavel'd that shit, bro.

by ODawg February 25, 2013

Gavelling

A sex act, in which a woman provides oral sex to a man. At any point during the act, the man pulls out, thumps the woman solidly on the forehead with his penis, and declares loudly, "Order in the court!"

Bob hammered out a recess, swept his judge's robes around him and headed to his chambers. His administrative assistant, Nadia, was waiting for him. Bob proceded to hammer out something else, gavelling Nadia firmly.

by billn May 31, 2007

judge's gavel

Hammer used by judges.

The judge's gavel was banged by the judge, who was yelling "ORDER! ORDER"!

by Chaos_Side October 19, 2006