Gareth

When a large man has a penis that is not in proportion to his body size. When it looks as if a midgets penis was transplanted on to a average mans body.

Girl No. 1: Yeah Gareth Delap has such a midget dick

or

Girl No. 1: dude you have such a midget dick.

Gareth Delap: yea but my girlfriend loves to floss with it.

by haha! feck u! November 14, 2010

The Garnett

To block a practice or warm up shot in basketball that occurs after a whistle or any other dead ball situation during a game.

Johnny tried to get his rhythm back from the arc and attempted a three after a foul away from the ball, but a player from the other team pulled "the Garnett" and stuffed the ball as it descended towards the rim.

by Creonptc March 20, 2011

kevin garnett

Hes leading the league in rebounds for the third year inna row.

Nuff said.

Question: How you gon' stop a man that leads his team in points rebounds AND assists???

Answer: You dont. You just watch Kevin Garnett do what he do.

by Big Ticket September 16, 2006

Gareth

Is this even a name?

Is Gareth coming?
Who would ever name a child Gareth?

by Jsrach February 26, 2018

Gareth Reilly

Prick.

You are a Gareth Reilly

by maddykin October 17, 2010

Gareth

A British slang term for a particularly strong and addictive variety of marijuana, generally very expensive and rare.

Normal grass just isn't doing it for me at the moment, old chap... I think I'll procure some Gareth.

by FactFinder November 13, 2014

the gareth

putting serious groundwork in with that special man or lady in your life... typically instigated by a male trying to score (with someone totally out of their league!)

I worked the gareth hardcore last night and got no where!, I laid the gareth well last night, that bloke is the king of the gareth groundwork... watch out for him and his smooth as moves

by e-pav diggity dawg January 28, 2011