man-gagement ring

A ring that girls give to their fiance's so everyone knows they are on the path to getting married. Usually worn on the middle finger of the left hand.

"Hey! Check out that guy! He's hott! Oh. Wait. He's got a man-gagement ring on. He's taken"

by Cris6278 March 8, 2008

alabama argument

When someone asks how many national championships does your college football team have and then says the college football team their a fan of has more national championships than your team does. It's usually a pointless attempt to say their team is good at that point in time because the roster their team had when they were winning has no relation to the roster their team has now. Deductively it's an epic fail, but may or may not partially be inductively sound. It's a common argument made by Alabama fans when Auburn fans try to say how good the Tigers are for the year, but can be used with any school that has won more national championships than a fierce rival.

State fan: "U of M sucks scrotum this year".
U of M fan: "Yeah? How many national championships does State have?"
State fan: "None, but Kirk Cousins shat on you guys last year and he'll do it again".
U of M fan: " WE STILL HAVE X NUMBER OF NATIONAL TITLES"
State Fan: "Drop the Alabama argument. You guys are still going to play like you sucked a fart out of my ass like a hit from a water bong"

Punches and rioting may follow

by pterygoid hamulus September 14, 2011

Magic Underwear (Mormon Garments)

Garments are clothing that Mormons (better stated as members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, or LDS) wear to remind them of who they are. Just as a clergy would wear robes, Mormons believe garments are sacred and used to remind them of the commitments they have to their Father in Heaven. Instead of being an outward expression, as a clergy robe, it is an inward expression of their commitment. They don't believe it gives them magic powers, or wards off evil spirits. Garments, to Mormons, have a deep meaning of their personal commitment to God and their Commitment to follow Christ.

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Magic Underwear (Mormon Garments)

by Just to Clarify April 8, 2011

holy garments

Any of various types of clothing, but usually denim jeans, which have worn out to the point that they have holes in them.

Mom said we were going to church, and that I should wear my holy garments, so I picked out my worn out blue jeans and an old tee-shirt with moth holes in it.

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010

argumentation

The shit that goes down when nobody can agree on the rules of a card game.

Spence, shutup with your arguementation!

by Fletch July 16, 2003

Your Argument has been rendered Invalid

It is used when somebody says it can do something really improbable and weird to show that you have proved it. (See WTF)

Cat belt, you say? Your argument has been rendered invalid.

by Wetefe June 18, 2010

Argumentum Left Fieldiest

A fallacious argument that comes out of nowhere, is totally absurd, and the conclusion has nothing to do with the premise being proposed. Most often used religiously.

1. Jesus is the son of god
2. Therefore god exists and defines all things
3. Science is parallel to religion and has no conflict.

This is an "Argumentum Left Fieldiest".

by Keep The Reason November 28, 2011