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Garfield

Garfield is a comic strip that first appeared in newspapers June 19th, 1978. Garfield is an overweight, lazy, lasagna loving orange cat who is usually mocked about his weight. Jon is a "geek" who tries to get a date while usually it fails. Odie is a Beagle who is hated by Garfield and gets pushed off the table.
Jon: You're gaining weight, Garfield

Garfield: Am not! I'm just getting softer.
by rtucker913 June 3, 2012
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Garfield Syndrome

eating so much that you feel the need to take a nap when you're done.
"Riley just ate so much food, he's suffering from Garfield Syndrome. I guess I'll go wake him up in a few hours in time for the Charger game."
by TheShocker516 December 20, 2009
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A Garfield

The act of receiving oral sex while eating lasagna and watching television.
Today is my birthday so I better get a Garfield when I get home.
by the_yeti October 8, 2012
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garabic

Gay Arabic Male, One who is an Arab and a fag
Yo last night I walked in to the mens room and saw Conor fucking a garabic dude in the ass! What a colon choker!
by BillC July 28, 2006
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garfin

being lazy and lame, lying around doing passive activities because you are too fat to get off your ass. being like garfield ='s garfin. garfielding around the house, garfin 'round the house.
"hey man want to come out to the park?" "no i'm too busy garfin around"
by masterwhiz March 7, 2009
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Garfield

A Garfield is where you let an orange cat (MUST BE ORANGE) sit on your lap, and it gives you a cat aided boner. You then proceed to stick the cats tail up your arse.

The move is completed when you are eating Lasagne.
Piet walked in the front door and was confronted by Damian sitting on the couch, giving himself a Garfield.

Piet said "What the fuck are you doing?"

Damian - "I'm giving myself a Garfield. Did your mum make this Lasagne, its delish!"
by asinc November 20, 2012
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Garfield

1. Another name for a red heads vagina
2. A cartoon about a cat
1. Man last night i slept with this red head, she had the hairiest garfield ever

2. I like cartoons hehe
by Shmoy May 14, 2006
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