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Grief-around

When your friend's parent dies, so you you offer up a bro hug but give a little jerk sesh from behind to kill his pain.
Met Lumpy at the steakhouse after the service. My dude not only offered the grief-around but also said he'd call the Fools to form a procession line for it. Just like back at the service. That's love man.
by Walker TX Ranger December 19, 2022
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Grief-around

When your bro's parent dies, so you you offer up a bro hug but give a little jerk sesh fro. The back to kill his pain.
Met Lumpy at the steakhouse after the service. My dude not only offered the grief-around but also said he'd call the fools to form a procession line for it. Just like back at the service. That's love man.
by Walker TX Ranger December 18, 2022
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A way for some folks to claim that if you donate enough money, morale will get better.
The people claiming to be morale boosters were making a lot of money off the grief/tragedy/sympathy crisis, but would be quick to try and tear morale apart again if they needed more money for another grief/tragedy/sympathy crisis. The reality is nobody's morale needs a boost.
by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020
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A way for some folks to claim that if you donate enough money, morale will get better.
The people claiming to be morale boosters were making a lot of money off the grief/tragedy/sympathy crisis, but would be quick to try and tear morale apart again if they needed more money for another grief/tragedy/sympathy crisis.
by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020
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grief muffins

The basket of muffins the hospital delivers to the family of dying patients; often left untouched later gets redistributed to hospital employees
I feel bad for the patients but these grief muffins are delicious
by Hspansot July 15, 2019
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Grief shopping

When someone close to you dies and you deal with depression by going shopping. Quite possibly with money to be inherited.
When Daniel’s father died, he did the ultimate grief shopping and bought a Mercedes.
by Faster Redhead May 24, 2018
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