Grandpa Shark

Grandpa Shark is the old guy outside the elementary school looking to pick up a baby shark doo doo doo doo da doo and molest it in his basement

Yesterday a Grandpa Shark was arrested for kidnapping little kids and molesting them in his basement.

by puick pride awareness October 8, 2018

grandpa gardener

My very bitchy garden fairy grandpa

Jim- hey your being a “grandpa gardener” (meaning your being very bitchy for no reason)

by Notthatshorty August 26, 2022

Grandpa Joe

A guy whom mooches off his family and gets out of bed for the first time in 20 years when his grandson finds a golden ticket in chocolate bar and he gets to go. His favorite food is cabbage water.

Guy 1: I hate Grandpa Joe

Guy 2: Bro same

by GrandpaJoeHater123 September 6, 2022

grandpa blew

The coolest color a mustang was ever made, a definite trophy winner. A panty or depends dropper for sure.

I bought this grandpa blew mustang because I wanted to stack trophies and pick up some gilf.

by BH6500 January 18, 2021

Grandpa ying

grandpa ying is a sexy,attractive, handsome, male donkey.he always finds his friends to do something bad with him.
(mostly use to describe a special person)

Cc:hey wanna do something naught stuffs with me,grandpa ying?
Grandpa ying:sure!just like we did yesterday.

by nose poop December 29, 2022

Grandpa Nikes

Nikes that look like they are made by New Balance
Typically found in Modells for $29.99
The type of shoes your grandpa would buy

Oozjse was on his way to Red Lobster quaddin in his Grandpa Nikes.

by Sploozjse June 2, 2014

Grandpa strokes

When a man fucks a girl slow the whole time giving her no pleasure

Yea ion fuck wit him no more his dick was tiny and he had dem grandpa strokes

by Spilledmilksteve August 5, 2020