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Grandpa in his bunker

Vladolf Putler is a Lebensraum-hogging megalomaniac who has isolated himself from reality into his bunker. He has surrounded himself with weak yes-men who conform this sociopath's delusional thoughts such as a nuke-horny midget named Medvedev. When Vlad's mission inevitably fails, this former office rat certainly doesn't kill himself like his Aryan counterpart Adolf Hitler did, no way, he doesn't have balls for it, someone else has to do this pest control job, regarding his cronies as well.
Sufferings and deaths just continue in Ukraine, but the grandpa in his bunker doesn't care because his own ass isn't in danger, yet...
by O. W. Tongueincheek May 28, 2023
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Grand Gaming Indeed

Grand Gaming Indeed (AKA GGI) Is a clan or group based mostly of LGBT players that play video games together. We are continuously trying to grow and spread awareness of the LGBT community, and help young kids get the courage to speak out and not feel that they should hide their feelings. The clan is currently growing on Fortnite and Rocket League and its founded by ST128.
Hey D. Did you see that Grand Gaming Indeed clan? I am thinking about joining them. It would be nice to have someone to talk to since i cant talk to anyone in my family about my feelings.
by wouldntyouliketoknow8686 January 2, 2020
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Granny Awards

An annual celebration of Archaicisms, primarily serving as an ego defense mechanism for Boomers (and other old people.)
Nominated for 2014 Granny Awards Rock Album of the Year:

Zeppelin, Sabbath, Bowie and Neil Young

-- Four acts that were "too hip to be square"* around 1970.

Kings of Leon and Queens of the Stone Age

-- Named after a passe form of government and a truly ancient Age of Tech.

How desperately we cling to illusions of youth and relevancy. -- Citizen of the Galaxy

* Once upon a time, even Before the Flood, contemporaneous fans of "Old Blue Eyes" and the "Candy Man" embarrassed themselves with such phrases, in a vain attempt to sustain their own relevance. Please, STOP THE MADNESS!
by Citizen of the Galaxy February 23, 2014
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Grand Viagra

A Suzuki Grand Vitara driven by an impotent man, transvestite or cross dresser.
Did you see that couple in the Grand Viagra? Bet he struck a hard deal on it.
by DroopyNuts69 January 5, 2019
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Grant Wilson

Noun: a conservative with very libertarian leanings.
Verb: to politely announce that you're leaving a group, when you could have just left the group and not said anything.
"Y'all better stop making fun of me, or I'll have to Grant Wilson myself."
by UR2KEWL4ME March 14, 2019
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Extreme Granny

An expression Phil Lester used in the "SPOOKY WEEK BEGINS! Dan and Phil Play:GRANNY" where phil says to not google 'extreme granny'.
"Do not google Extreme Granny" -Phil Lester
by imdeadinsidehaha October 26, 2018
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Grand Daddy Pops

A DANK version of saying GRANDPA.. inspired by the CANNABIS strain Grand Daddy Purple GDP
🔥 Grand Daddy Pops loves toking Cannabis
🔥 Grand Daddy Pops is my name and toking is the game.
by ClassicRonnie June 13, 2019
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