Glumbus

It’s a glumbus

Shut up, glumbus

by Glumbus god October 13, 2020

Glump

Small quantity of water, dropping towards the ground, usually from one's mouth.

"Dude, I dropped a glump get a paper towel."

by NixieWixie July 1, 2009

glump

A term used for random shapeless objects in your fridge which you would rather not deifine....

Me: hahahah that glump was your dinner 3 days ago?
Her: yeah... dont remind me....

by Malkavoru December 28, 2005

glumdrops

A sweet treat that one could eat that would metaphorically make one sad and/or depressed.

Why the long faces? Did you all eat too many glumdrops today?

by JRaye October 28, 2010

glumbs

A modern day driving glove that sews your finger to your thumb. Because the only thing dumber is texting while driving.

"Glumbs. The name might make you LOL, but you won’t be able to text it."

by FourFinger August 26, 2015

glump

getting a blowjob while sitting on the commode, and defecating.

that dumpster slut sure likes to blow me while i'm on the shitter.

by freedav04 June 12, 2005

Glumpclaw

A person who acts badass but cant hurt a fly

Terry: jimmy said hes gonna beat me
Sharon: jimmy is a fucking glumpclaw dont worry

by godoplays August 23, 2019