Giovanni Andres

He is without comparison. Regardless of your personal beliefs, Giovanni Andres is the epitome of modern of advancement of the human race. He crafted this earth we live in today from his bare hands and provided many essential and natural resources to fuel the human race. Whether or not we are in times of crisis WE will always look up upon him on our knees thanking him for providing such an opulent way of life. HE as an individual is triumphant amongst his fellow long term business partner Jefferson Bezos, he climbs on top of him in terms of wealth, perseverance, and success. Also an owner of many companies and an extraordinary skillfully in the stock market. His ability to pleasure the females without the power of his penis is one to none, from interviews from individual resources say to be careful bringing your partner around him for she may fall in love with him for his massive a top tier male physique. Some say he trained Poseidon to reach his physique as well. In conclusion he is simply just HIM.

"The Comforter, the Son, the Almighty, the Alpha and Omega, the one and only Giovanni. He is in fact God"
"Oh my, my pussy is so wet is that Giovanni Andres"

by Xou Linn February 12, 2023

Giovanni Bottesini

Giovanni Bottesini (1821- 1889) was an Italian Romantic composer, conductor, and double bass virtuoso (the god of basses). His most famous work was his second Double Bass Concerto. Due to his virtuosity, his nickname was “The Paganini of the Double Bass”. Paganini was another virtuoso but with the violin and he was known for his absolutely unforgiving pieces and being known as some of the technically most challenging pieces on the violin. Bottesini would compose works that showed the world that the double bass wasn’t an accompaniment instrument but instead one worth a solo. He was also one of the few performers to use a french bow hold instead of a german which was more or less reserved for violins, violas, & cellos.

Yo did you see that double bass performer?

Yeah they must be the next Giovanni Bottesini

by RamenNoodlesss October 13, 2023

Giovanni

A kanyewestmeatrider who is a love bomber and is a short puertorican who belongs in gunhill rd. If you ever see a Giovanni, RUN! They are the worst partners ever, but also will have you obsessed asf when they didnt do nothing for you.

Kaylie: Hey have you met giovanni?

Roseanne: YES HES AWFUL AND LISTENS TO KANYE 24/7

Kaylie: oh.
Roseanne: RUNNN! SAVE YOURSELF .

by luhnoname November 20, 2023

Giovanni

The biggest simp that ever lived.
Rated “E” for emotional noodle.

God. Why is he crying again. What a Giovanni.

by Mrsucksuck3000 November 28, 2024

Giovannie

Simply the best at everything

GIOVANNIE is simply the best at everything she does.

by Vannie79 November 22, 2021

Giovanni H.

Giovanni H. my last name will become his very soon. He is very hot and mine

Giovanni H. Is so hot

by 69_69_96 December 10, 2021

Giovanni Christopher W.

LOML. Total g
best guy ever
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copped the best one
fuckin love this dopey guy
always really sweet, knows just what to say and do to make things better, super funny, husband material.

"Giovanni Christopher W., the perfect guy."

by aliasv3nus February 6, 2021