gastropube

A hair in your food that is too curly for contemplation.

Blair, don't look now but I think your street food's arrived with a free gastropube thrown in.

by alphamunki November 5, 2017

Gastropog

when a gastropod like species pogs or makes a similar expression

"yo that snail is gastropogging."

by The_Gay_Witch February 25, 2021

neck gaiter and mug

What Urban Dictionary wants you to buy

- I just bought the neck gaiter and mug for the word "ahcieuckzjcurugoboxhebfkd"
- Are you serious man

by QwertyManWasTaken June 20, 2021

gastrophotisterol

When your heart fills up with pee. Invented by Robert Benfer on the podcast Chaos Pony for the segment "Robert Invents a Word."

Doctor: You probably have gastrophotisterol. I think I hear pee in there.

by captain_e May 20, 2011

Gastropod

A morbidly obese person. Coined by Monty Burns to describe a 300lb Homer Simpson.

"Smithers, who is this Gastropod?"

by John Violence October 17, 2008

Gastrosexual

Men who use their culinary skills to impress their friends and potential love interests.

Brian's in the kitchen with the girls showing off his new blender. He's such a Gastrosexual

by Gigantor919 August 21, 2008

ganster lean

Driving while leaning towards the middle of the interior, essentially viewing the road tits on from under the rear view mirror

William Vaughn used this in his song "Be thankful what you got" "Diamond in the back, sunroof top, diggin the scene with the gangster lean." Fix your software, and ganster lean this!

by Senorluz1 January 16, 2008