phantom friends

A sudden illusion of being amidst friends in the middle of one’s stark and sad aloneness during this time of COVID-19.

While I was reading I looked up at all of my phantom friends who appeared right out of the blue and felt immediately comforted.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 28, 2020

Squeaky Friends

Young children we all love.

Hey squeaky friends, want to play roblox?

by sora senpai September 9, 2020

dumb friends

A group of people that get along well and will know nothing in the worldddd.

Yo those people together are suck dumb friends!

by Monkey_10101 October 19, 2020

Surface Friends

The state of being non-exclusive

State of being friends for only appearance and other social events i.e. Little 500 Weekend or Weekly lunches

Not to be confused with the antonym :Friends

Duties-
-No phone calls
-Only waving when necessary

-Sitting together ONLY when mutual friends are present
-Minimal text messaging

-Having alternate schedules
-Non-acknowledgment at social events, parties, movie nights, study groups, probates, malls, kiosk, etc.
-Always provide proof and reason for your "Surface-necessity Friendship"

Boy: We're just Surface Friends, but if you're not doing any thing wanna go to the doctor with me?

Girl: No thanks, because we're just "surface friends" and thats over stepping my SF responsibilities

Boy:Trust! you were the last person I asked

Girl: Of-course because we're just Surface Friends

by The Orignal "Surface Friend" April 26, 2010

friends without benefits

A relationship in which two friends are practically dating but there are no sexual benefits.

"I took her to Earth last night---after we had dinner with her parents. And prom's next week."
"...did you hook up?"
"No...we're like friends without benefits."

by amadeus1985 June 12, 2009

friends

no such thing. fictional creatures from mars.

dude i have a lot of friends

by nathanael tompkins February 10, 2008

friends tv show

The best fucking tv show of the 90's-early 2k. Characters include: Monica Geller/Bing, Chandler Bing, Rachel Green, Ross Geller, Phoebe Buffey/Hannigan, and Joey Tribbiani. Follows six friends through all the troubled times you have in your 20s. Monica is an clean freak. Chandler is the funny and sarcastic one. Rachel is the fashionista/slut. Ross is a paleontologist and very caring. Phoebe is the weird one. Joey is the player who sleeps with everyone but does have feelings (just not for his sexual partners). BASICALLY THE BEST SHOW EVER!!!!!!!

Did you watch the friends tv show?
No, I was watching OUAT. Why?
How dare you!
WE WERE ON A BREAK!

by pumpkinhenryjollyrancherbutts June 18, 2015