Friday 

Fridays are for pity sex, after all it’s the end of the week. On Fridays you can have sex with no strings, you can fuck all friday and no one will care! You can try anal or you can simply just give someone a bj- after all it’s friday!

Girl 1: I think i’m gonna do something tonight

Girl 2: What you gonna do?

Girl 1: I’m gonna try Anal with my BF!
Girl 2: I’m gonna give someone a blowjob, i don’t even care, i’m horny!

Girl 1: After all it’s friday who cares!

Friday by anonymous_5431 October 28, 2020

Friday 

A day where if somebody you don’t like comes up to you you have to slap them

Person I don’t like:hey
Me:👋🤦 ♀️🤦 ♂️“Slap”

Person I don’t like:why did you do that?
The principle:it’s “”Friday

Friday by Mariahh777 December 10, 2020

Friday 

When you are in a situation or around others and someone says something or does something and it makes you feel embarrassed or stupid when all along it’s that person(s) tgat really are the idiots.

Jimmy was shopping in the grocery store with his mother ,minding his business , and a group of millennials turned the corner in Jimmy’s aisle and they were making sexual jokes about food items , loud enough for Jimmy’s mother to hear and so jimmy became embarrassed because he knew his mother heard the cuss words and he knew ...she knew he heard them and jimmy says Friday under his breath.

Friday by Rick Schroeder December 30, 2020

Friday 

Friday is the day where everyone is supposed to post the Thank Gnome It’s Friday gif to twitter. If you don’t post it, you’re going to gnome hell!

“What day is it today?”
“It’s Friday, so we need to post the Thank Gnome It’s Friday gif to twitter”

Friday by GnomeoStan23 February 11, 2021

Friday 

Friday is Femboy Friday, where all boys wear something "Girly".

Today is Friday guess what that means! It's Femboy Friday!

Friday by ducky._.is..ducky April 21, 2021

Friday 

The best day of the Week until you realise The weekend is over and then its time for shit again.

Its friday bitch lets go to the mall

Friday by TheNotSoFunnyPerson May 20, 2021

Friday 

The Best Day Of The Week!!!!!! 😀

It’s Gonna Be Friday Soon Yay

Friday by Lxv_ May 20, 2021