Shown mostly in upperclassman jocks, this syndrome can be painful if left untreated. Typically, only
people with a Y chromosome experience this, although their are rare reports of
girls suffering. The only cure is maturing, but most
people suffering from this cannot mentally mature past fourth grade. Most patients typically have intercourse with any willing underclassman, usually horny freshman. Many of these sufferers cheat on their current same-age partner with younger, naive
girls.
Freshman girls are warned to stay away from these boys, as nothing comes out of these relationships except a broken hymen, STDs, pregnancy, and ho status.
