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Fiddle Faddle

A group, consisting of at least 3 little people, also known as midgets. A fiddle faddle is a very rare occurrence in the modern world, thus viewing such a group should be celebrated and documented.

Be careful...a fiddle faddle is nothing to mess with. Be sure to wear approrpate shin and foot protection when encountering such a group, as they are most commonly known to be aggressive. Spotters most frequently report injuries sustained from the elusive fiddle faddle including bitten and bruised shins, as well and mangled toes, and sometimes even a head-butted groin.

If you can capture a picture of a fiddle faddle in the wild, you must report it to national geographic and post it on as many social networking sites as possible, to share your find with the rest of the world. (you might get some good money for it, ooooo!)

Good places to spot a fiddle faddle of midgets include: in and around circuses, las vegas, hollywood, the great plains of Africa, and in choice locations around europe and alaska. (eskimo fiddle faddles are an endangered species).
On a safari:

Ryan: "Hey, did you see that herd of elephants?"
Katie: "No, I was too busy tracking the fiddle faddle. A most incredible experience...there were over fifty midgets frolicking in the tall grass...simply amazing!!!!"
Ryan: "Wow, I hope you got them on camera...nobody is going to believe you."
Katie: "Of course I did"
by Cry-Laugher K-Keezy February 14, 2010
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Faddoulism

verb - the art of projectile vomiting across ones room after consuming excessive quantities of alcoholic beverage
"After my epic Faddoulism I was was forced to repaint the ceiling"
by TheJon July 24, 2007
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OMG Suz is such a faddict!
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The latin transltion of the verb "to frand". When one frands they are making a complete fool out of themselves in order to express their love for a certain form of air transportaion.
Man, that guy is such a frando for loving that helicopter!
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fragdoll

1. An attractive female who is paid by Ubisoft to promote their games.

2. A booth babe who tries to pass herself off as a real gamer.

3. Someone who claims they would like to see the distinction between genders to be eliminated in gaming, but the existence of such a distinction is what pays their bills.
Bob: "Those FragDolls sure do a good job at promoting Ubisoft all the while fooling many into believing they're actually good at games!"

Jane: "What, they're employees of Ubisoft? I thought they were just skilled girl gamers who were overly friendly with every internet dork hoping to speak with an attractive girl!"

Bob: "Nope, and as for their skill, they couldn't game their way out of a wet paper bag. I saw it happen. The wet paper bag beat them 50 to 31 in Halo 2."
by M W July 11, 2006
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Faddles

Fat, puffy, feet that resemble a paddle. Great for swimming, not so attractive to look at.
Look at that girls feet. I can't even see any toe definition.

Man, she is rocking some straight faddles.
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Fradianity

Pronounced frayd-ee-an-ity
A unique and modernistic religion that is just beginning to catch the attention of many young people, mainly around the Stirling area.
Fradianity has no Holy Book, because BIBLES ARE FOR LOSERS!
But there are The Three Commandments that all followers must abide by:
1 Love and worship all that is Eminem
2 Attend meetings on Saturdays, the new and improved day of rest/alcohol. Like attending church, but a lot less gay.
3 Be completely awesome
Failure to obey such commandments will result in followers being withdrawn from the Fradian community, which automatically lowers their cool points.
Fradianity was founded in November of 2010 by two amazing human beings called Fraser and Jade, who then decided to combine both of their equally incredible names to create an even more incredibe name for this brand new worldwide phenomenon - Fradianity.
Did you hear about that new religion that everyone at school has been following? It's called Fradianity. Sounds pretty cool, think I might attend the Fradian meeting on Saturday with all the other Fradians.
by renoclafedaj November 15, 2010
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