Fast forward

To overdose on drugs and go into a coma, essentially fast forwarding time

My friend is about to fast forward. He took too much nyquil.

by Crystalization November 5, 2018

Looking forward to it

To feel good in anticipation of an event that's going to happen in the future.

(on phone) Then it's settled, we'll have drinks this Saturday night. Looking forward to it.

by D. Y. Vetz March 14, 2021

facebook forward

The common practice of displaying exceedingly attractive pictures of oneself on facebook or other online community; the pictures are often disproportionately flattering compared to the individual’s looks in real life.

Jeff agrees to meet Debbie after a month of online chatting. He's mostly motivated by her smoking hot online pictures. When they finally meet, she has 3 teeth (2 in her pocket) and an Adam's apple. She had obviously been putting her facebook forward.

by I Zineh February 21, 2008

Beer it Forward

Buying a stranger a beer, in the hopes that they in turn will buy a buy another stranger a beer (rather than paying you back). Commonly practiced on International Beer Day.

It's like Pay it Forward, but with beer:

"Don't pay me back, Beer it Forward."

by skyscotty July 9, 2009

cleveland fast forward

When one does a Cleveland Rewind and forgets about it. Then at a future date goes to wipe and gets his own poop covered paper.

I wish I hadn't been drinking when I tried that Cleveland Rewind cuz I just got the Cleveland Fast Forward.

by Maaatt123 February 13, 2008

Fail Forward

To persist, without a rollback plan, in the face of overwhelming odds and jeers from coworkers or friends.

I'm going to fail forward upgrading this laptop even if it takes night so I don't have to perform the lifelong task of restoring my iTunes library.

by SnarkyArtisan July 11, 2011

Pooping-it-Forward

Based on the pay-it-forward theory, but in an office environment and including poop. One worker walks in on a co-worker while that co-worker is pooping in a communal bathroom stall. That co-worker, who was walked in on, then walks in on another co-worker pooping in a communal bathroom stall thus pooping-it-forward.

In Dennis’ first few weeks with Company A he really needed to take a poop. He entered the men’s room and pulled open the handicap stall door and there sat Jason, Dennis’ co-worker, dropping the kids off at the pool. A few months later Randy, another Company A employee, had a Taco Bell moment where he just had to go. In a hurry he flung open the handicap stall door and found a situation much like your lower intestine, stinky and loaded with danger. There sat Dennis upon the company throne, pooping, while texting his girl. At that point, Dennis completed the cycle of pooping-it-forward.

by RandyPits March 4, 2008