When two grown ass adults have gone on at least 12 dates and have yet to bump ugliest because they're both awkward AF. They're upcoming date involves building a fort with the intention of bang-a-rangin for the 1st time inside of said fort.
Yo bro, Kim is comin over for a lil bit of fortnication tonight, we're gonna build a fort and bang-a-rang in it for the 1st time. Can we please have the apartment to ourselves?
by Kim needs a him February 12, 2021
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Get the Funicational mug.To copulate with an exceptionally gross/ugly girl and subsequently receive a cash award for doing so, perhaps perpetrated by a loving brother who is trying to help out his ugly sister by paying someone to do her.
by The Grottomaster May 30, 2015
Get the fortunication mug.“Pornication” is exactly the same as fornication except in the sake of pornography ( making a porn production).
*A man walks into a confessional cabinet*
Man: Oh father, I have sinned!
Priest: What is your sin son?
Man: Pornication
Priest: Well then, don’t do it again..
Man: Oh father, I have sinned!
Priest: What is your sin son?
Man: Pornication
Priest: Well then, don’t do it again..
by dokhas July 17, 2021
Get the Pornication mug.When 2 people make a pact to do things to please each other sexually without telling anyone or taking away the right to be with other people. When these two people are only doing what makes them feel good and satisfy each other as best friends. This can be any 2 people of any sex or age or race. It’s what we would do if this was the wild and had no rules or boundaries. Neither person could ever share the secret or judge the other person for what they desire. No rules except the one “ what is done between us stays between us even after death “ a lifelong forever sexual bond of souls.
John: “Would you like to make a fornituational agreement with me?”
Ally: “ if I do then can I make you my bedtime bitch tonight and you go down on me like a good boy ?”
John: “ if you agree to it I would do as you please as long as I can finally have you without worrying what they would think”
Ally: “ you have a deal and I want to start right now!”
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Ally: “ if I do then can I make you my bedtime bitch tonight and you go down on me like a good boy ?”
John: “ if you agree to it I would do as you please as long as I can finally have you without worrying what they would think”
Ally: “ you have a deal and I want to start right now!”
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by PumpkinPieRoadkill December 8, 2021
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Fornetcation is the goal for any seasonnaire
Fornetcation is the goal for any seasonnaire
by Frognchips April 21, 2022
Get the Fornetcation mug.Esau, the profane white man as it is written in Hebrews 12:16 KJV.
Esau, the profane white woman as it is written in Hebrews 12:16 KJV.
Someone who Fornicates Under Consent of the King (F.U.C.K.)
Anyone who has sex outside of wedlock, acting like one of Esau's kids.
People who get married after fornicating as if what they did was approved by God and it was not.
Esau, the profane white woman as it is written in Hebrews 12:16 KJV.
Someone who Fornicates Under Consent of the King (F.U.C.K.)
Anyone who has sex outside of wedlock, acting like one of Esau's kids.
People who get married after fornicating as if what they did was approved by God and it was not.
Man to Black Woman: "Hey girl, wanna be a fornicator? It means that we'll have sex."
Black woman/girl to Man: "I'm not married"
Man to Black woman/girl: "It's ok. The king said we can fornicate"
Black woman/girl to Man: "I'm not from Esau. They will punish me for fornicating. We were already slaves. I'm not going back to that dunghill. No thanks! I'm outta here."
Man: "Oh well. I guess I gotta find someone else. Maybe that cute Bangla girl over there."
Man to Bangla girl: "Hey wanna fornicate?"
Bangla girl: "Sure! I'd love to be a fornicator!"
Black woman/girl to Man: "I'm not married"
Man to Black woman/girl: "It's ok. The king said we can fornicate"
Black woman/girl to Man: "I'm not from Esau. They will punish me for fornicating. We were already slaves. I'm not going back to that dunghill. No thanks! I'm outta here."
Man: "Oh well. I guess I gotta find someone else. Maybe that cute Bangla girl over there."
Man to Bangla girl: "Hey wanna fornicate?"
Bangla girl: "Sure! I'd love to be a fornicator!"
by Vita Smart July 15, 2022
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