The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy

1. When your born to do something but forced to do something else to accomplish your nature-borned task.

You: I hate needing to wipe after I shit

Friend: Bro you cant escape the 'The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy.'

by Luigi Maxwell January 19, 2021

Forbidden Platypus

The act of one's tail slapping another one's genitals then proceeding to trap them in a box and beating them with a stick, causing them to suffocate and die.

Jamie received the forbidden platypus from Shane the other day, he enjoyed it thoroughly and even recorded it on tape for us to see.

by JamieReid March 19, 2011

Forbidden Love

When you love someone you can 't have. Like, if you've loved someone for a long way but they don't love you back or don't know you love them and have another partner. There's also a forbidden crush, which is similar.

"I love him. I always have. But I can't have him."

"Damn straight. He's got a girlfriend who he's crazy about! It's a forbidden love."

by justme00 May 5, 2008

Forbidden Ring of Zeus

The act of curving one's foot-long penis past the perineum, and inserting it into one's own anus.

"Dude, I like your new shirt!"
"Thanks, I'm also sporting a Forbidden Ring of Zeus!"
"Nice."

by Shi Zewr Porwn April 15, 2005

forbidden fruit

You know that really hot chick who won't seem to date anyone? She's forbidden fruit.
You know that chick who's quite prude? Her snatch is the forbidden fruit.

Damn, Lauren's so hot, but she's forbidden fruit.

by Matt August 9, 2004

Forged

A time in your life of revival, gaining consciousness, new life or rebirth.

Marco was forged in Paceville.

by Nataliaaaaah July 25, 2018

Forbes

A magazine that is a collection of rich people.

I wanna be on the cover of Forbes Magazine, smiling next to Oprah and the Queen

by TheDoubleJ February 22, 2011