When someone's is drinking way to fast and is well on their way to getting absolutely tossed.

Note: The train usually stops at Hogwarts but people who show up late to the party have to make up for lost time so they take the express train
Aleksander: "Dude, wheres Sam??? "
Oliver: "Oh haha he's on the express train to Narnia right about now"
by futurejudgefudge February 12, 2019
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narnia jizz

slang nickname for coconut rum when drunk straight.
dat ho is drunk yo! what'd she have? Narnia Jizz!
by akolaad May 06, 2016
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Narnia

A word that can take the place of another word to make your sentence have no definite meaning. Where it can also just be a word to shout out and confuse those around you. It has no defintie meaning in the world itself, but can make your sentence either sound dirty or just confusing.
1.)
Taylor-"Hey Kris you wanna see my narnia?"

Kris-"Dude I saw it yesterday AND I poked it what more do you want!?"

2.)
Kris-"ASK ME ABOUT MY NARNIA!!"

Sage-"Kristine are you drunk or are you high!?"
by KillerKristine October 01, 2011
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Narnia

The place that you go when your really fucked up. Not just fucked up but "shit hammered" "ass mangled" high. So high that when you get home you just sit down in silence and stare into oblivion(Narnia). Your soo "turbo-wastiod" that you barely even scrounge up the brain cells to say "smell my fingers". Welcome to Narnia.
Luke: I can't believe we Blazed it up in Narnia last nite bro

Keith: I know man they should burn that place to the ground, to bad it always on fire anyway.

Luke: You're right dude, I did things in Narnia that make the Holocaust look like a garden club.
by MASTER MLEV March 14, 2011
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Narnia

When the pussy is so big, inside there's another dimension.
Boy: Bro look how hot she is. I want her to be mine

Boy 2: Nah man she's a Narnia. You don't want to hit that or you might fall in.
by poontang_boomerang May 25, 2017
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Narnia

A pretty sweet person but if you DARE to mess with her friends u might as well consider yourself dead
Someone : hey Narnia

Narnia : heyy
by Sumone bitch November 22, 2021
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Narnia

A inside joke ship that will absolutely not happen but is still supported by Mr.Lin
Shut up Narnia.
by igsgnseeeg July 16, 2019
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