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FLOMING

A small fur bearing rodent with big ears and really good sense of smell and really likes eating ..especially poutine . You can find them hanging around chip trucks.
The FLOMING was hungry . He wandered around looking for food . FLOMING came across a chip truck where there were people eating poutine . FLOMING scared the people who then dropped the poutine . FLOMING was happy.
by FLOMING October 25, 2022
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folingrafül

noun
a stupid, annoying, and rude person

adjective
rude, annoying, idiotic, stupid
'"Ew look at him, he's a folingrafül"
by JoobLover February 3, 2023
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foaming

what horny transit and rail fans like to do.
OMG... is that guy really foaming a stupid normal bus?
by polishw February 11, 2023
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Folding Over

The Sexual Act of grooming your client (as a hairdresser) and your client yelping in your chair yelling "TOYS R US" meanwhile. Then you whip out a needle and stab your client a multitude of times, shaving your own testicles in the process with precise detail.
"Yeah I got fired for Folding Over"
by KittyCatDestroyer1982 September 23, 2023
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Folqing

When a woman farts due to an orgasm, then laughs & lets out a queef.
Last night, Susan began 'folqing' during sex.
by Jancarlo_808 May 12, 2024
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Folding Chair Shrinkage

The mysterious phenomenon where folding chairs gradually disappear after letting friends or family "borrow" them. Particularly common in young people's first apartments, where the initial set of 4-6 chairs slowly dwindles to 2 or none through a series of "I'll bring it back next week" promises. Also occurs at larger scale in churches, community centers, and family events. The chairs inevitably end up scattered across multiple households, never to return to their original owner.
"Yo, remember when I had six folding chairs? After lending them out for various friend's parties and moves, I'm down to just one that's held together with duct tape. Folding chair shrinkage got me bad."
by Stainless Spiel October 30, 2024
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Folding the Laundry

When you put your dick in the folds of a fat person's belly rolls while they bounce up and down.
Dude, I had that fat chick folding the laundry all night last night!
by anonymous March 16, 2026
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