Floridiot

Someone born in Florida. Subject to massive amounts of fluoride in their drinking water, thus making them do retarded stuff and having low IQ's. They are notorious for not knowing how to drive and causing insane amounts of unnecessary traffic accidents. They like to drive 90 miles per hour on the highway riding your butt when its foggy as all hell out, but when its clear as day they like to drive 10 miles under the speed limit, thus causing massive amounts of unnecessary traffic wasting massive amounts of your time. Someone who does not understand what the passing lane is.

Look at this dumb Floridiot holding up all this traffic, THE LEFT LANE IS THE PASSING LANE... LET ME BY!!!!

by logicaliforn May 1, 2011

florida pedestrian

1. something in your way 2. something irrelevant 3. potential road kill awakening speed bump

Florida pedestrians are irrelevant until after you hit one.

by Cresson Stafford March 25, 2007

Floridian Hurricane

This is a sexual position/activity where you suspend the partner on the ceiling fan so that he/she is in the air parallel with the floor. As your partner rotates, you cockslap them continuously. When you're ready to ejaculate, stop your partner's rotating and cum in their mouth. Make them rotate again and have your partner spit the jizz out, making it "rain."

"My boyfriend and I succesfully pulled off a Floridian Hurricane last night. I almost died."

by Da Kroo September 19, 2009

Florida Everglades

Land area in southern Florida over 4,300 square miles large (3 times the size of Rhode Island). Home to the famous Florida prairies, dotted with swamps, lakes, and hammocks. Over 300 species of birds live here, along with 43 species of mosquitoes (13 biting species). Biome is Tropical Grassland, with hot humid summers, and mild humid winters. Spectacular thunderstorms sweep over the area from spring to fall due to the convergence of Gulf of Mexico and Atlantic Ocean air masses over interior Florida. Very few towns exist within the Everglades, including Ochopee (home to world's smallest post office), Flamingo, Miccosukee Indian Reserve, Belle Glade, South Bay, Goodland, Everglades City, and Chockoloskee to name the major ones. Hurricanes ravage the area every decade or less, and are responsible for the demise of the Okeechobee south shore development boom of the early 20th century. A beautiful area for it's wild life, land, Indian culture, ghost towns, and erratic weather.

"The Florida Everglades is one of the most unique areas in the United States, as it is the only tropical grassland in the country with a wide array of animals and land forms."

by ConfederateFlorida September 23, 2009

Florida Abs

A way to make yourself sound sexy and toned, while really describing the think layer of cellulite that wraps around your middle. Mostly used by men on dating sites to falsely attract women.

FL (abbreviation for Florida) + Abs = Flabs.

E-Harmony Description: "I'm John. I'm 40 years old, and I'm in the best shape of my life. Don't be decieved by my moderately thinning hair and oily complextion. These are only signs of my malnutrition due to my lifestyle of strenuous exercise, and I have the Florida Abs to prove it."

by Turpinator February 24, 2010

Florida Woman

The female version of Florida Man. At least she doesn't do many dumb outrageous crimes but still, this is Florida

Examples:
- Florida Woman arrested after pelting brother with chicken nuggets
- Florida Woman who doesn't speak Spanish sues for discrimination after she's denied job as a Spanish teacher
- Florida Woman fights to keep her pet alligator who wears clothes and "rides" ATVs.
- Florida Woman drives dead daughter to West Virginia
- Florida Woman beats up racist pregnant woman in hotel lobby

by i hate sjws April 19, 2018

Florida Girls

Hottest girl you'll ever meet with the best tan. She'll make you have the time of your life.

Florida Girls are Hot and Can Party

by hotyahhhh July 28, 2009