Florida Hook

The unbelievably fucking annoying practice on the highway where one cruises at or below the speed limit in the left lane and at the last minute crosses all the way to the right to make their exit, often without a turn signal. The term originates in Florida due to the large number of retired, tourist, and female drivers who perform it regularly

I was late because some bitch in the fast lane was going too slow, then she pulled the Florida Hook and I was able to speed up again.

I was almost in a wreck because some tourist pulled the Florida Hook and almost hit me

by Polekat Slim March 19, 2009

Florence

Cute, smart, sporty, pretty, hot, badass, funny, popular, and lots of boys like her.

P1: Florence is so hot
P2: Ikr

by chaddddd543224 October 23, 2018

florida slang

Words like cuh bih hundid gookin troll wiggin wicked up yatted jit slides slidin

Dat boy gookin hard.. meaning a nigga actin crazy
Jit yatted up... meaning a lil nigga got alot of tattoos

Man troll had the the block roped off.. meanin police. Florida slang

by JP GUNNA July 26, 2014

Florin

A very tall & good-looking man, usually Romanian. Loves to laugh, dance, and eat. Is very fond of most animals, especially dogs. Snores like a bear.

Wow, he's tall & sexy, he must be a Florin

by anon71 February 4, 2010

DEATH-ON-A-BEACH ( Florida )

A city in Florida ( Volusia County )
officially known as Daytona Beach.
Motor vehicles can be parked and driven on the beach. This has resulted in serious injury and even death for sunbathers and frolicking children.

A British family on holiday went to Daytona Beach and their 4 year old little girl was run over by a car.
All she did was innocently run a few steps from her family on March 20, 2010. This has happened before.
From now on it will be known as

DEATH-ON-A-BEACH ( Florida )

by Rav Steven March 23, 2010

florida man

The worst superhero. Ever. His super powers include smoking bath salts, eating his enemies' faces off, and gunning down black teenagers with a pocket full of Skittles.

Just google "Florida Man". You'll get the picture.

by mCRT April 18, 2014

Florence

shes funny. shes really really funny. she will make you laugh everytime you see her. she will make you wheeze on the floor. and shes not like the person who looks up jokes on the internet and says them the next day she is just naturally funny.

dude #1: bro florence is so funny
dude #2: i know i love hanging out with her

by dailyadviceandfacts November 18, 2020