danger floof 

A bear, tiger or any other vicious fuzzy animal.

Jamal: Oh SHIT, that's a Danger Floof!
*In loving memory of Jamal*
nope rope

danger floof by MyNameJuan April 6, 2017

goof the floof 

Scientology slang for masturbation

Xenu took the last moments he had in office to really goof the floof.

goof the floof by supressive_person August 4, 2006

La coux Floof 

The tuft of hair at the edge of the frontal cortex of a fine young man.

Fluffy bangs

Male 1: Ayo dawg, check out my La coux Floof. *runs hand over scalp*
Person: *dies due to swag-loss*

La coux Floof by HarlandTheFirst October 7, 2021

fat ball of floof 

A fat ball of floof is another name for an extremely cute yet fat cat.

Omg look at that look at that fat ball of floof, he is so cute!

fat ball of floof by Legally Burnett March 12, 2018

Mean floof 

A mean smol dog that is mean to other dogs.

‘Look at that mean floof’

Mean floof by Mean floof February 25, 2018

Sea Floof 

A fluffy Sea creature such as a seal.

Hey Jason, check out that Sea Floof.

Sea Floof by Kaosiow September 18, 2018

emo floof 

Let's face it. We all know one. An Emo floof is a man or woman who decides that they are useless wastes of space, usually thinking that black/brown cotten candy hair style looks awesome.

They have small penises, too.

He is an "Emo Floof", god damnit.

Everyone knows you're an "Emo Floof."

emo floof by Nolyx April 9, 2017