suffication slaughter

When you stick your balls in a chicks nostrils and insert your cock in their mouth.

"Woah last night i pulled off the suffication slaughter."

by ralph mayhem June 19, 2006

Laughtermath

Laughtermath.
The aftermath of humor.
Sometimes " laff-termath** ".. but only when you're being a sarcastic dick to your friends and ignoring their wit and effort.

**see: laff

person 1: why is josh all red?
person 2: well, bill made a funny, and josh over there.. well, josh is feelin' the laughtermath.

by glib July 11, 2005

Laughter Bomb

Holding in a Laugh till you can't hold it any longer.
Or
Taking a drink of coffee and someone makes you laugh, but despite your best efforts the bomb goes off and the coffee is sprayed all over.

When you read something hilarious on Reddit, and you have your pissed off sleeping girlfriend next to you, and you try not to laugh to not wake up the tyrannosaurus rex, it's like your body starts to build a laughter bomb in the bottom of your stomach, that you can no longer contain, eventually letting out bursts of loud gasping giggles while you try your hardest to keep it in. But the harder you try, the bigger it grows. The funnier it gets.

by eternityhq April 3, 2013

Slaughterhouse

When you are doing your woman from behind in the shower, while she is on her period, and you pull your cock out and spin it in a circle motion, splattering blood all over the curtain and walls creating a slaughterhouse!

My girl was on her period so I slaughterhoused her.

by Johnnyb907 September 26, 2020

serbian slaughterhouse

is when a male goes to serbia and gets kidnapped by men wearing gimp masks to cover up their identity they then take the male to a slaughterhouse and fists the male with various animals parts e.g. goats leg.

Why are serbian holdiays so cheap? im guessing you have never heard of the serbian slaughterhouse .....

by goatfister56 November 12, 2013

anal slaughterhouse

a slaughterhouse where they cut off buttholes and send them to fast food joints to be cooked and eaten

they just sent jimmy to the anal slaughterhouse, he aint gonna shit right ever again

by green pooper December 2, 2014

Mickey mouse slaughterhouse

An altered version of mickey mouse club house, now rated x.

Sam: Yo man lets watch mickey mouse clubhouse!
Charles: nah man, lets watch...mickey mouse slaughterhouse!
Sam: OK.
*Watches mickey mouse slaghterhouse*
Sam: HOLY SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK.
Charles: Shudda' Warned you man.

by Komoris May 1, 2021