Farts and Darts

Military field grade officers have decorations on the brims of their dress hats. All other services routinely have oak leaves in gold or silver. The U.S. Air Force has clouds and lightning bolts on the brims of their hats. They are referred to as "farts (clouds) and darts (lightning bolts)".

Farts and Darts

by Former Air Force Puke April 17, 2011

sparrow farts

Australian for very early in the morning.

We need to get up at sparrow farts tomorrow to catch the plane.

by JungleJumper November 9, 2005

beef farts

That putrid and horrific meaty stink that only the lengthy digestive breakdown of beef can yield.

His beef farts were nauseatingly rank and hung in the room for what seemed like hours.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 24, 2019

Fartsex

The passing of farts between 2 butts, usually through a tube with occasional turds

Guy: "I'll put this end in my butt and you put the other end in yours...then we'll just fart a bunch..."
Girl: "okay baby, I love fartsex!"

by dudehellsthis June 18, 2010

Spider Farts

When you smell a smell in your house, but never can find where it's coming from.

"Where's that smell coming from?"
"Spider farts."

by Your Bum April 17, 2014

spikey farts

When you fart so harshly you feel like a million nails were dispersed from your asshole by farting

My spikey farts are so bad they make my butt hole bleed

by batmanfarts September 24, 2015

Rippin Farts

A glorious, melodic and very catch song written by the GREAT ONE. It goes like this.
Rippin Farts
Rippin Farts and Rippin Farts
Rippin Farts

All that here this chart topper will instantly start humming its tune and its no surprise because anything the GREAT ONE does it epic!

Rylee: Hey did you hear this new song it's so FIRE! (I'm a hipster).
Howey: No whatcha listen to dawg?
Rylee: It's Rippin Farts by the GREAT ONE, It's so epic.

Howey: Yeah he's the dopest yo!

by Slayer Rulez March 31, 2021