Firework

Best thing ever Invented

I put fireworks in my ass

by lil Barf \' Jr. April 6, 2003

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Firewords

Words spoken when a person is under the influence of alcohol.

Words that hurt.

Bar Patron: Hey beer bitch, give me another Tom Collins now. I'm a paying customer!
Bartender: Sir those firewords are getting your ass thrown out! Pours the Tom Collins over the bar patron's head

Daughter: Mommy, Dave was being mean to me at school today. He called me a low-IQ cunt.
Mom: Is this the same Dave that was caught with a bottle of Jameson in kindergarten honey? It's okay dear, those were just firewords. They were just firewords...
Daughter: Cries

by McHesp September 16, 2017

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Spunky Firework

An ejaculation that squirts out at great force, upwards in droplets, thus resembling a beautiful roman candle firework. Often known to leave visible damage to walls and headboards.

"Holy shit Jeff, that was one heck of a spunky firework".

by WillyCravemore June 21, 2018

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Antarctic Firework

Allowing a 20oz redbull to reach near freezing temperature before shoving it in your asshole, clenching your cheeks and allowing it to explode deep into your balloon knot.

Fuck methamphetamine, Jimmy. I’m gonna butt chug an Antarctic Firework!

by Notmillsy January 13, 2019

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Forbidden firework

The fine art of shoving a grenade up someone’s ass and kicking them off a cliff after pulling the pin.

Whoa dude you just gave our professor the forbidden firework!

by Bazz Bazzington November 26, 2020

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korean firework

The Korean Firework occurs during oral sex, the cumshot is projected with extreme force into the back of the mouth that it squirts out of the eyes and nose of the recipient.

The Korean Firework is used when going down on a man/woman/attack helicopter etc.

by joh from mandarin March 18, 2021

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