An asian type sort of people. Most consider themselves to be more of the HISPANIC ethnicity (because of the huge similarities in surnames) or their OWN kind of race.
A majority (Est:98%) of Filipino people are born and raised Catholic so DO NOT I repeat DO NOT ask them to engage or participate in any sort of misconduct. They are usually honest hard working folks who try to stay away from bad people and situations.
Famously known for their year round always sweet riped mangos and tagalog dialect, they are just about the most loveliest wonderful kind of people.
A majority (Est:98%) of Filipino people are born and raised Catholic so DO NOT I repeat DO NOT ask them to engage or participate in any sort of misconduct. They are usually honest hard working folks who try to stay away from bad people and situations.
Famously known for their year round always sweet riped mangos and tagalog dialect, they are just about the most loveliest wonderful kind of people.
Mixed Asian: hi where u from?
Filipino: I am FILIPINO! I come from de Philllipinnnes! Gada Sada Mada Hada!!!
Mixed Asian: ok already take it easy nobody is going to take away your mangos.
Filipino: I am FILIPINO! I come from de Philllipinnnes! Gada Sada Mada Hada!!!
Mixed Asian: ok already take it easy nobody is going to take away your mangos.
by M@d@mFcukaLot October 12, 2008

1. Filipinos are citizens that originate from the Philippines, an archipelago part of the Polynesian/Pacific Islands. The Aboriginals were primarily subjugated by the Spanish and Americans (as well as numerous others) for centuries resulting in a mixed race similar to how modern day Mexicans (Mestizos) are today. They have little in common with the East Asian races such as Chinese, Japanese, or Koreans in terms of language and culture and identify themselves more with American culture. However they can often be found in these countries working as prostitutes or maids/nurses and sending money back to their families not unlike Filipino migrants in America.
2. Filipino-American descendants are often confused of their national heritage. This can be summed up into three groups. The first group is that of the urban/hip-hop cultures. Here they dress like African-American rap/movie stars and attempt to adopt an African-American culture. The second group is those who claim to be Asian. These confused individuals are often the loudest to cry “Asian Pride,” when no other Asian groups would do so, in an attempt to force people into thinking that they are Asian. The third group is Homosexuals. The Filipino family has a strong matriarchal leadership; this means that the males are often the weaker of the two sexes. Curiously, a large amount of male Filipinos are gay as evidenced in West Hollywood and the rest of the United States, where Filipino populations are greater.
3. Filipinos love money. They will marry anyone or do anything (including selling their own kids into prostitution) as long as they can get rich. Then they take that money and send it back to their families in their THIRD WORLD COUNTRY. This allows their families to build houses out of bricks instead of mud and sticks. It also helps them support their huge families, as a typical Filipino family will have several children but not necessarily from the same father/mother.
4. Filipinos are devoutly Catholic as evidenced by their celebrations. They do not follow Eastern philosophies or religions (such as Buddhism or Taoism), instead adhering to what they learned from their Spanish conquerors. The Filipino language also borrows heavily from Spanish and English. For example “Hello” is “Hola” “Money” is “Peso.”
2. Filipino-American descendants are often confused of their national heritage. This can be summed up into three groups. The first group is that of the urban/hip-hop cultures. Here they dress like African-American rap/movie stars and attempt to adopt an African-American culture. The second group is those who claim to be Asian. These confused individuals are often the loudest to cry “Asian Pride,” when no other Asian groups would do so, in an attempt to force people into thinking that they are Asian. The third group is Homosexuals. The Filipino family has a strong matriarchal leadership; this means that the males are often the weaker of the two sexes. Curiously, a large amount of male Filipinos are gay as evidenced in West Hollywood and the rest of the United States, where Filipino populations are greater.
3. Filipinos love money. They will marry anyone or do anything (including selling their own kids into prostitution) as long as they can get rich. Then they take that money and send it back to their families in their THIRD WORLD COUNTRY. This allows their families to build houses out of bricks instead of mud and sticks. It also helps them support their huge families, as a typical Filipino family will have several children but not necessarily from the same father/mother.
4. Filipinos are devoutly Catholic as evidenced by their celebrations. They do not follow Eastern philosophies or religions (such as Buddhism or Taoism), instead adhering to what they learned from their Spanish conquerors. The Filipino language also borrows heavily from Spanish and English. For example “Hello” is “Hola” “Money” is “Peso.”
Is that person Mexican? No s/he is Filipino. That's interesting, why do they have Hispanic last names?
So what does s/he do? S/he is a nurse. Oh, I could have guessed that, s/he is Filipino afterall.
So what does s/he do? S/he is a nurse. Oh, I could have guessed that, s/he is Filipino afterall.
by IAMFLIP December 15, 2008

<< hey, man, can i borrow a dollar? >>
<< nigga, dont touch me, or else i'll slap you with my FILIPINO cock >>
<< nigga, dont touch me, or else i'll slap you with my FILIPINO cock >>
by munkiedoo June 24, 2008

OK.....filipino's are ASIANS!!!! get it right.... not Pacific Islanders. Pacific Islanders are like people from Samoa, Tonga, Cook Is etc. Filipino's act black and think they can fight but really they just asians with darker skin. so thats ALL you need to know about the filipino race. So when you see a filipino say to them "stop tryin to be black... your not" and dont worry because they wont do anything as long as your with a samoan/tongan...!!
Hey filipino boy! You aint black..
he says "what the fuck u say?"
(big samoan/tongan dude steps infront of you)
and then you say "WATTTTTT".....
he says "what the fuck u say?"
(big samoan/tongan dude steps infront of you)
and then you say "WATTTTTT".....
by kai-tenga July 27, 2006

1. type at a rate of 10-20WPM
2. maids that keep houses clean
3. lovers of karaoke
4. have worse broken english than singaporeans and malaysians.
2. maids that keep houses clean
3. lovers of karaoke
4. have worse broken english than singaporeans and malaysians.
1.
filipino1: "h----i------"
filipino2: "h-----o---w-----is-----u"
2.
s'porean: "(insert philo name here), make sure you crean the house whiles i go work can?"
filipino maid: "yes sir, i always keep house crean"
3.
filipino1: "after tha party is there karoake?"
filipino2: "ofcorZz the kBOX alwys happn'n here"
4. see above
filipino1: "h----i------"
filipino2: "h-----o---w-----is-----u"
2.
s'porean: "(insert philo name here), make sure you crean the house whiles i go work can?"
filipino maid: "yes sir, i always keep house crean"
3.
filipino1: "after tha party is there karoake?"
filipino2: "ofcorZz the kBOX alwys happn'n here"
4. see above
by nagapleaz April 16, 2007

the typical citizen of backword country.
there are two kinds of filipinos,
good filipino and bad filipino.
there are two kinds of filipinos,
good filipino and bad filipino.
filipinos have laziness caused by tropical climate.
"bahala ka"
filipino seems they have no sexual identities.
aka "bakla" or "bading"
"bahala ka"
filipino seems they have no sexual identities.
aka "bakla" or "bading"
by jaeseunglee January 15, 2008

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