First-Fuck-Syndrome (FFS)

When a woman loses her virginity, the resulting condition that causes an irrational feeling of attachement and love towards her current partner. The severity of this disease should not be underestimated. It can also extend beyond the termination of said relationship. In unusual and rare circustances, it has been known to affect effeminate men as well.

"Wow, he told all her friends he hates her, cheated on her, got with her best friend the day after they broke up, but she is still telling everyone that she wants to be with him, and that he's perfect for her."

"Yeah, that girl is really First-Fuck-Syndromed."

by S.D. and S.W.A. January 30, 2005

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the word to end the universe, when this word is spoken the end times will begin

D: someone stole my cookies
B: whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'as'er'ftt'dd'aswww'per'efc'bts'etc'destruction'satja'bea'fds'saswe'ffs'aswet'gedva'ing've
D: dammit bagel now the world is ending

by TNTYEETER9001 August 6, 2021

Vitamin FFS

A Vitamin only Gamers can get by raging on Games. It spreads out many hormones in the body.

mOm: You have to take your daily dose of Vitamin FFS to get stronger!

by Nasenlocher February 19, 2019

ffshrine

Despite the misleading name, the last thing the "Final Fantasy Shrine Forum" is about is actually discussing about the Final Fantasy series of Japanese Role Playing Games. It has been estimated that at least 70 % of its registered membership has never seen, let alone played, these games featuring crazy androgynous men with big (really big) swords and even bigger eyes. To the contrary, the forum is about sharing Original Soundtrack albums from any media (animes, games, movies) in archived (.rar, .zip, .tar, .bar, .001. , hjsplit etc. etc.) file formats. And don't you dare not upload it in lossless!

Hey guys, I got hold of the Completelly Complete Recording Sessions of the soundtrack to The Dark Knight Rises and I thought I'd share it in ffshrine. It's MP3 320 kbps, the quality is really high and there is little audible difference to FLAC unless you have a really expensive sound system. Hope you enjoy, and say thanks!

by justashriner October 31, 2011

FFSS

For fuck sake Sheila

Cliff. Chimneys need to be lit of they won't work.

Sheila...don't be so stupid

Cliff. FFSS

by Le Chicken January 4, 2009

ffsp

Ffsp: For Fuck Sake People(S)

When talking to a group of people, it always emphasizes an exclamation if you address them as "people".
French equivalent of "les gens!" which is rather slang.

In this case, the well known swearing expression ffs becomes ffsp, for fuck sake PEOPLE!

Adding an S at the end of people is possible, although not grammatically correct. But if you're looking for a new sound way to address your mates, peopleS is definitely it.

Live with your time, for fuck sake, peopleS!

Friends: We were that close to nail it, but Rich ruined it by being a dick...
Me: Ffsp!

by TheFrenchOne April 12, 2019

FFSM

Internet chat for "For Fucks Sake Man"

Guy 1 - I'm sleeping with your sister
Guy 2 - What? FFSM!

by PsoriasisUk December 2, 2011