fetanus

a fetus placed into an anus. The fetus attaches to the anal wall and grows there like it were in a womb. After 9 months, birth occurs during a bowel movement.

Amy decided to have a fetanus baby since her uterus was damaged.

by TruSire May 12, 2011

fetal

adj. Describes an awkward person or situation...the state of wishing to return to the womb due to excessive embarrassment/stupidity

Whoa...that was fetal, man.

by =west= October 10, 2003

fetal alchy

a person that has birth defects attributed to fetal alcohol syndrome (wierd eyes, malformed body, unusual mental processes)

these people sometimes run in packs known as "alchy packs"

"There's a prime example of a fetal alchy"

by EeeBbb March 31, 2006

fetameens

Methamphetamines. A cute mispronunciation from the Dysfunctional Family Circus.

"Mommy, Dolly and I are gonna see if the neighor kid's got any fetameens."

by caged gyrating bimbo February 1, 2005

fetal smother

The suffocation of a fetus by means of inserting a large object into the uterus of a pregnant woman. Usually followed by nap.

Her baby would have been a boy, but I gave her the fetal smother with my baseball bat.

by Dick-squeeze September 7, 2006

fetality

A partial-birth abortion. Basically, the doctor pulls out the baby and crushes its skull. It's possibly the most awesome thing in the universe.

Pregnant Woman: FINISH HIM!
*Doctor pulls out baby and crushes skull*
Shang Tsung: FETALITY! FLAWLESS VICTORY!

by N. Dover May 4, 2007

Fetal Invader

Another word for your unborn child

This fetal invader is destroying my insides

by Meekerella November 21, 2011